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[repulsors]

[ so, Tony's been kind of absent lately. he has a tendency to do that when he decides there's something more important afoot. in this case, the more important matter is reading up on this place and trying to find materials. what is the man without his prosthesis? it's just not right.

but see, it's kind of difficult to scavenge properly when you're stuck inside the city and can't get past the wall. so Tony's kind of frustrated. he'll pop up on the network rubbing his fingers along his beard and staring for a good few seconds before he speaks. ]

Yeah, see, I don't get it. First there's a giant dragon setting our asses on fire. Then there are little...Frosty the Snowman things that seem hellbent on getting their own fair share of alien ass. [ a pause. ] Alien. Alien? Yeah, no, that's right, we're uh, we're technically aliens here, so. Yeah. And y'know, I'm not opposed per se, but it's not really the kind of ass I'm typically used to. And now there's some crazy Viagra-popper telling me to watch out. Seems you guys got some problems you need to sort out.

[ and when he sits back, the feed takes a second to refocus on him. if you pay attention, you can see there are some electronics that have been dismantled in the background. is that a TV? it's unclear what, but he's definitely trying to build something back there, and the pieces are scattered around a helmet. ]

But anyway, back to my original point - I don't get it. You "gods" want us to save your little world, right? I can buy that. My own needs some help once in a while; whose doesn't? But that's a pretty hefty task, don't you think? So I- I think that, considering I at least have experience with this kind of thing, you're asking me for a favor, and I think I'm entitled to a little more than sharing a bathroom.

I— You guys are the ones that kidnapped me. You should know who I am, unless it's just this- huge, cosmic lottery that I lost. Which is starting to sound more likely every day. I can accept that, fine. But Tony Stark [ and there's a gesture towards himself ] does not share a bathroom, and he does not share it with Mr. Neatfreak Sasquatch. [ and then a vague wave at a closed door.

and Tony pauses before turning in that direction, his voice rising a little so Sam can hear him through the door— ] Which, by the way, Muttonchops? You need to put a tie on your doorknob or something whenever your Fuzzy Forest Friends come around. I don't like sharing, and I like the thought of people walking in on me in the bathroom even less.

God. [ it's just a quiet groan as Tony closes his eyes to rub his forehead. ] This is ridiculous - I haven't had a good Scotch in what feels like years; I'm starving. [ he points at the feed, giving everyone a Look. ] Y'know what, when Fury busts my ass for missing rehearsal for his boy band, I'm pinning it on you guys. Because for once, it isn't actually my fault.

[ and it ends there. ]


[ooc; in which we find out that he rambles when he complains. sup guys, Tony Stark is back in action. :3a]

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[Video] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[smartwinchester]

[ ..................... ]

You leave your crap everywhere and you're telling me that I'm the problem.

[ -- Sam looks like he hasn't slept in... awhile. But that does not mean he cannot still look incredulous.

ALSO FUCK YOU IRON MAN NEVER MEET YOUR HEROES.]

[Video] C'MON SAM YOU'RE WAY TOO MUCH OF A MOOSE TO BE SO NEAT

[repulsors]

[ YOU. you get a fingerpoint. ]

Uh, yeah. I'm not the one bringing pals over at random times, am I? At least your privacy isn't in jeopardy here.

[ FUCK YOUR TIRED, MAN, TONY NEEDS HIS SPACE

do you want him to sign a comic book for you

will that make you feel better ]

[Video] SHUT UP TONY HE HAS TO DO SOMETHING TO STAY SANE.

[smartwinchester]

I don't bring them over, they just show up.

[Sam is on constant psychotic break watch, okay, Tony, fuck you. 8|]

And I don't have any privacy to jeopardize, but the next time you feel lonely, I'll send over the faceless maid so you can have some company.

[AND ... it might. 8(]

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[minifridge]

[Have a teenage girl giggling at you, Tony. She can't help it- Neatfreak Sasquatch? Come the hell on.]

If it helps, I think everyone here lost the lottery.

Do you know how to make moonshine? I'm getting kinda desperate, too.

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[repulsors]

[ a teenage girl. giggling at him. eh, it's close enough to his fan throngs back home, maybe he feels a little better. ]

Moonshine? Can't say I do. I'm sure we could figure it out though. Whaddaya say, wanna give it a go?

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[sup]

Oh my god, you're in a fucking boy band??

[ hint of sarcasm, because well, it's obvious who's joking here. ]

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[repulsors]

[ nope, Tony Goddamn Stark is all serious all the time. that's totally not more sarcasm in return. ]

Uh, yeah, it's supposed to be this big secret thing. We're supposed to, I don't know. Bust out on the scene and take the world by storm. Isn't that what they normally do?

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[disasterrific]

[Rikku is focusing on one thing:]

What?! They let you take apart your television!?

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[repulsors]

Let me? [ psh, like he's going to let something as small as permission stop him. ] Didn't realize I had to ask. It's in my room, it's mine. I don't see why I shouldn't take it apart if I need to.

Why, is yours still in one piece?

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[affirmation]

[Forgive her, but Claire is still giggling when she starts the video. Ahem.]

What kind of things are usually your fault, then?

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[repulsors]

[ oh god, it's a kid. another kid. he's not so good with kids. they're like smaller adults, but more impressionable. ]

Uh, well. Lots of things. I dunno, it really depends on what you're asking for. I did kind of..ruin the Monaco Grand Prix one year, but I figured everyone knew about that. And y'know, that wasn't technically my fault either.

[whatagoodgirl]

It's free housing. How can so many people complain about that?

[repulsors]

The accommodations I'm used to, I pay for myself. And uh, usually span a much bigger area than this. So this is kind of an awkward downgrade for me. I haven't had to share anything since college. Didn't like it then, don't like it now.

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[the_good_doctor]

... Tony Stark.

[SO UNIMPRESSED. THIS IS THE WORST DISGUISE EVER HOLMES -- YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING HERE.]

[video] also oh my god I'm so excited I've been wanting to throw him at you hhhhh

[repulsors]

Uh, speaking. Can I help you?

[ HEY, NICE MUSTACHE. WHAT SMALL ANIMAL HAD TO DIE FOR IT TO EXIST? ]

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[aeterno_arma]

[You can see the face of a teen with green eyes, dark skin and light purple hair, Mr. Stark. There's so many words and things in this post that Laurent just...doesn't get. It showns in his face.

He also didn't meant to post a video reply (or any sort of reply), but he hit the button by accident. Tech savvy, he is not.]

[video]

[repulsors]

[ well, he's going to get a stare right back. purple hair and green eyes. what. what.

so after a minute, true Tony nature comes about. ]

Please don't tell me you're a cartoon character or something. Or - what do they call it these days? - LARPing one. Are you kidding me here? Seriously?

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[democratize]

Don't these kinds of bathrooms take up a lot of water, though? Just sharing it with one person doesn't seem that bad to me.

[modern plumbing is fascinating!]

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[repulsors]

Well, people have designed "green" bathrooms, too. Supposed to use less water depending on what kind of depth charges you drop. I think if these so-called "gods" were really that worried about it, they'd have thought that through a bit more.

[ kid, if you think this is snazzy, you should see what the Japanese have got going on in their bathrooms. ]

[learninghumanity]

...Tony Stark.

[The name gets her attention, simply because it is a famous name where she comes from.]

[repulsors]

Speaking. Who's this?

[ he'd be happy to sign an autograph! it's been a while since he got to do that. ]

just for you, b/c I am technically on hiatus

[nothawkingbird]

[ she spends the first few minutes of the feed just staring, the first familiar face she's seen here. but...something's off. he's more cavalier, nowhere near the half-broken man she helped fight against.

also that he's asking for a scotch.

something's up. have a semi-angry arched eyebrow anyways. there's little reason for the gods to kidnap a skrull, or for said skrull to take on a personage that would mean nothing here, but she can never be too sure. ]

Tony Stark.

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[pontiac]

That was way too much talking.

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[stakes]

Did you just call my boyfriend a Sasquatch? Really? Everyone shares bathrooms. You should probably ego-check and get over yourself. Just, y'know. A tiny bit.

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[pratentious]

[ ... Arthur just. Makes a face. Because a lot of these are really valid points, ones that he's brought up himself before and - oh god, he can't possibly sound like that, can he? ]

Do you always complain this much, or have we just got you on one of your better days?