asgardeventide | ✖ 002, S.O.S.

[Greetings, Asgard! Your bonafide Bonnefoy seems to be well and situated in Freya by now, which is a good thing. His greeting, however, is mildly er, nonexistent and he sounds almost up to his eyeballs in unsures.]

I have ah-- [he pauses, looking at something off-screen rather critically; those fine features and MANLY STUBBLE crinkling in distaste as if he just imagined his mother naked and frolicking with Rome... Which he'd had the misfortune of seeing once, actually--] Now, mes amis! I am not a judgmental man. [He just lies like a rug]

Mais-- Well, I could not help but notice the overwhelming amount of English that have been brought as fellow Traveler to Asgard.

[The hidden, or not so hidden message is I am DROWNING in the ENGLISH. Send help. ]

I am just wondering if there is a reason for this favoritism, hm? Why not say-- the French? If they wanted their city to be colorful again my culture is much more familiar with the expression. No offense, hm? Consider it a case of being homesick...

[He smiles, disarmingly, perhaps, fumbling with his pack of cigarettes before flicking the transmission off. WAY TO LITERALLY OFFEND HALF OF ASGARD, FRANCIS.]

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[Oh, you smartass you.. and it's obvious that's what he's calling Denmark in his head. Still, it's all in good nature.]

And where does the great Denmark work, hm? [pause; grimacing at that little ah, assumption.] Happy? Ha-- well, that was a complicated situation, but when is it easy?

Draupnir, I'm one of th' performers there. It's a lot've fun!

Judgin' by your feelings concernin' his people you seem t' be just as happy t' see him. 's a shame you two can't get along, bein' right across th' water from each other an' all. [Hypocrisy? What?]

Ah, I fear to call what we have 'getting along', but it is probably the closest we are coming to. Not like you or anyone of our kind is shocked.

[performers? See this slightly scandalized look on Fran's face? And by 'scandalized' I mean INTRIGUED.]

A performer?

Yeah, ya know, street performance and th' like. [He's pretty happy with it, though it would be nice to have a larger theatre troupe but meh, he won't complain.]

Have ya found a way t' make yourself useful here yet, France?

You always were entertaining to watch, mon cher. [though that's not what he was expecting... and honestly, it might be better off for his brain to NOT picture Denmark with a pole in hand that ISN'T an ax.] What kind of things do you do, hm?

Denmark, you say that as if me being my usual self is not beneficial to livening up the place! [mock hurt et al.] I am thinking of branching out, yes. I do not know what though; there is just so much to do in Freya.

Anythin' that I think is entertainin'. Sometimes I sing even but I don't think 'm much good at that, haha. ...People never hang around long when I do.

[He gives a short laugh at that France-like statement, rolling his eyes.] You could work in another district. I'm workin' in Freyr but I live in Baldr.

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