002 [Audio]

[zimos]

Attention motherfuckers!  The Z has spent plenty of time watching, and it's about time we start rounding up the talent.  So, I'm putting out offers for auditions.  Can you turn tricks on a street corner?  The Z could use your help.  Can you shade what your momma gave you?  Then the Z can use your help.

Any inquiries should be made to me, Zimos, or The Boss.  Auditions, of course, have to pass both of our expectations.  Oh, and we'll need a good photographer.

We can discuss benefits and union once we have a talent pool to pick from.

Comments

[Video]

[utenamobile]

... Could you please repeat everything you just said?

[Video]

[zimos]

Was I unclear?

[Aside from the autotune, he should be loud and clear!]

I'm looking for ladies of a... Free-spirited persuasion. Someone who's not afraid to let the goods hang out.

[Zimos adjusts his hat to the camera.]

Zimos, at your service baby.

[audio - filtered]

[parasiteye]

You know you've already got competition, right?

[audio - filtered]

[zimos]

Competition ain't exactly a bad thing, unless they have a pony barn. If they do? Kill the son of a bitch.

[voice | private]

[whatagoodgirl]

You unionized your women? And gave them benefits?

[This voice sounds very, very young, but it clearly knows what you were referring to when you spoke. How do you proceed?]

[voice | private]

[zimos]

Shit yeah. Best way to keep them out of a competitor's hands. Run a better business!

video;

[takebow]

Turn tricks on a...

What the heck?! Why are you advertising this on the network?

video;

[zimos]

Because the Z needs a fine set of ladies for the business. Can't get things moving without some sexy talent.

video/filtered;

[bosses]

Z, you best be keeping in mind some of the girls here are off fuckin' limits.

video/filtered;

[zimos]

Got a list? Lot of these faces I don't recognize.

audio;

[orphean]

[Things that are not okay? This.]

What do you think you're doing?

audio;

[zimos]

Doing what a pimp does best, only better.

[video]

[withaheartof]

[So pimping hasn't been outlawed here. That may introduce a small problem of competition for her.]

Garnering a collection of whores then?

[video]

[zimos]

While the Z welcomes the company of any fine bitches, this collection is not for myself alone to enjoy.

It's just a side perk.

[Text] I regret nothing.

[honky]

[You had him at 'motherfuckers'.]

hey brother
WHEN CAN I START?
honk honk :o)

[Audio]

[zimos]

I need some motherfuckin' idea of who you are before I can set you anywhere, baby.

[voice/filtered]

[kidemonas]

So you are acquainted with The Boss. [Some friends he keeps.]

[voice/filtered]

[zimos]

Motherfuckin' right. Zimos, at your service.

Depending on what you have to say to him, you might be one very unlucky motherfucker. Word to the wise.

vidya

[clearwater]

Are you... auditioning prostitutes?

[OH MY GOD??? wide eyes rn.]

vidya

[zimos]

I don't see how so many motherfuckers can't grasp the concept. Yes. I am taking auditions for prostitutes. I can't sell a service without taking it for a spin myself, if you know what I'm sayin'.

[ audio ]

[dualwields]

[ jesus christ ]

... shit, I thought he was exaggerating.

[ audio ]

[zimos]

Baby, there's nothing exaggerated about the Z, if you know what I'm sayin'.

[video]

[inventing]

Messere, my apologies, but-- I do not have the faintest idea what you just said.

[video] kjhkjghdskl this cr is going to be a Thing.

[zimos]

I need to gather up some fine bitches to work for me, so I'm holding some private auditions. Know any curvacious beauties with loose morals?

[video] 1/2

[starryguyed]

Turn... tricks...?

[ what does that even mean-- ]

[video]

[starryguyed]

-- Ah! You're that man from when I got here!

[ SHE RECOGNIZES THAT AUTOTUNE.

... Tsukiko don't sound so happy. ]