002 [Audio]

[zimos]

Attention motherfuckers!  The Z has spent plenty of time watching, and it's about time we start rounding up the talent.  So, I'm putting out offers for auditions.  Can you turn tricks on a street corner?  The Z could use your help.  Can you shade what your momma gave you?  Then the Z can use your help.

Any inquiries should be made to me, Zimos, or The Boss.  Auditions, of course, have to pass both of our expectations.  Oh, and we'll need a good photographer.

We can discuss benefits and union once we have a talent pool to pick from.

Comments

[Video]

[utenamobile]

... Could you please repeat everything you just said?

[Video]

[zimos]

Was I unclear?

[Aside from the autotune, he should be loud and clear!]

I'm looking for ladies of a... Free-spirited persuasion. Someone who's not afraid to let the goods hang out.

[Zimos adjusts his hat to the camera.]

Zimos, at your service baby.

[Video]

[utenamobile]

[Oh. Oh. He was that kind of person...]

... Utena Tenjou. So you're trying to gather up a harem?

[Video]

[zimos]

Just trying to get my old business rolling.

[At that, he flashes her a grin.]

Did I mention the benefits? Working on a union, too.

[Video]

[utenamobile]

... Do I even want to know what this union is?

[Video]

[zimos]

Just because someone's making me money on their back doesn't mean they don't have worker's rights!

[Video]

[utenamobile]

I think the serious question here is if anyone would be honestly interested!

[Video]

[zimos]

Shit yeah they are! Working for the Z is like living on easy street.

[Video]

[utenamobile]

I'm still confused what you actually do.

[Video]

[zimos]

I'm a pimp, the best in the city.

[Stating it like he's talking about the weather.]

[Video]

[utenamobile]

---EHHHHHHH!!? H... hold on a second! Isn't that supposed to be illegal!?

[Video]

[zimos]

Do I look like a man who's concerned with the law? I've been doing this shit longer than you've been alive, baby. You learn how to keep the cops off your back.

[Video]

[utenamobile]

... [Give her a moment to stretch her legs out. This is more or less her thinking pose.]

[audio - filtered]

[parasiteye]

You know you've already got competition, right?

[audio - filtered]

[zimos]

Competition ain't exactly a bad thing, unless they have a pony barn. If they do? Kill the son of a bitch.

[audio - filtered]

[parasiteye]

[ he immediately thinks...of rarity......sdjgsjdgs ]

....A pony barn.

[audio - filtered]

[zimos]

Yeah. Where they keep motherfuckers locked up in gimp suits. It's a BDSM thing.

[audio - filtered]

[parasiteye]

....Uh-huuuh... Right then.

I'm just warning you because the pimp? Fucking psycho.

[voice | private]

[whatagoodgirl]

You unionized your women? And gave them benefits?

[This voice sounds very, very young, but it clearly knows what you were referring to when you spoke. How do you proceed?]

video;

[takebow]

Turn tricks on a...

What the heck?! Why are you advertising this on the network?

[audio - filtered]

[zimos]

Does this motherfucker have a name?

[voice | private]

[zimos]

Shit yeah. Best way to keep them out of a competitor's hands. Run a better business!

[audio - filtered]

[parasiteye]

Didn't get it--looked like he was about to beat the shit out of one of his girls and I wasn't really interested in getting involved. He's a ginger though.

[voice | private]

[whatagoodgirl]

So no one... I mean, they're treated alright?

video;

[zimos]

Because the Z needs a fine set of ladies for the business. Can't get things moving without some sexy talent.