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well...this sure is weird! i wonder how this place got here. i kind of feel like i am dreaming. but i pinched myself and it just hurt, i didn't wake up or anything. so i guess this is all real. or maybe i should pinch myself again.

ow. nope. definitely not a dream!

either way, um, i guess this is neat. it says we have everything we need to be happy, right? on that letter. so everything should be fine, for now.

i wonder what this means about the scratch, though. i hope everyone is ok.

[there's a video file after that, and it shows a boy with messy black hair and a blue hoodie]

Wow, cool, this thing does video too! I guess I should introduce myself. I'm john! I just got here, and apparently the gods brought me? How'd'you guys get here? I am kind of...a bit confused, so if you could fill me in that would be pretty sweet.

Thanks!

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[See Karkat flipping you off.]

You look fucking stupid.

[Isn't that a wonderful way to see and hear him for the first time?]

[laughs delighted]

Wow, it's the first time I see you! I pretty much pictured you permanently flipping people off, so this is perfect.

[GONNA STOP THEN.]

Yeah, you weren't far off.

[Rolling his eyes.]

If I could say this is the first time I've ever seen you, I think it would be a blessing. I've seen your stupid face way too many times for me to be comfortable with it or even slightly excited.

You realize that makes you sound really creepy, right? [chuckles] If I didn't know you were cool I would be creeeeeeeped out!

[See icon.]

John, shut up.

What house thingy are you in?

Hel. You?

Uh. Freya? Whatever that is. I am not sure. Is Hel one of the badass ones or one of the grumpy people ones?

Looks more like the one for terrible murderers and amoral assholes, if you ask me.

Hahaha! Are you calling yourself a terrible murderer and an amoral asshole?

I helped destroy my planet, and you go ahead and tell me your opinion on the last half of that accusation.

[:|]

So did I, dude. I totally started it! But I didn't mean to.

Well, you are kind of a jerk sometimes! It's hilarious.

And you're just an idiot. So you wouldn't be here.

I'm sure there's more to it than being a murderer and an asshole. Which you are neither! You probably just wish you were that badass.

Either way, I'm here, so I must have done something wrong.

[More like a lot.]

Why, is it a bad house? I don't think you must've done anything wrong to be anywhere, dude.

Gamzee's right across the hall, and none of the other trolls seem to be coming here.

I'm placed with Gamzee, and not with anyone else. So we have to have something in common to be here with a lot of other people who are pretty fucking dark if you ask me.

Wasn't Gamzee your best friend? Or something like that with the weird troll stuff.

Maybe it's because your output on everything is dark!

Yeah, he's my best friend.

Maybe. Not that I care all that much, I can keep an eye on things just fine from here.

So what's the problem? I don't really get it.

... Let's just say the people here are a little more ruthless than your average asshole.

Oh no. What happened? Maybe you can ask to switch or something.

Not worth it. I'm taking care of Gamzee, and that's easier when I'm right across the hallway.

What's wrong with him?

Did you forget? He went fucking crazy back on the meteor, I thought I talked to you about it.

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