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Hnn hnn hnn...

[ Afternoon, Asgard. You are treated to a pink-haired pigtailed woman sitting on her knees on a gray patch of grass. She is wearing something akin to a blue Shinto priest robe and peculiarly enough there are orange fox ears adorned on her head. Probably some weird cosplayer or something--Asgard certainly has a growing collection of weird ones--except that moving big orange fox tail behind her certainly is convincing.. She places her hands in front of her on the ground and gracefully bows deeply. ]

Esteemed guests and benevolent patrons: Welcome! Since it no longer appears that I am with the Moon Cell, please allow me to introduce myself! I am Caster, your lowly Servant but delighted host for Tamamo☆Today! Please address me as Tamamo! I cannot stand the stuffy, distant informal formality of being called Caster --[ now muttering, looking to the side as her expression visibly sours ]--and of course what the name Caster implies... Tamamo will do, please and thank you!

Today we have a most wonderful guest to our delightful program--this guy!

[ At that moment the “camera” pans out to show Tamamo’s begrudging guest, some unlucky bastard with long, bright red hair and an eye patch that almost (almost) takes some attention away from that horrific fur-lined coat of his. What is that, even.

Lifting a stiff hand, the man curtly nods towards the screen. How’d he get caught up in this again oh yeah he suddenly fucking found himself here, that’s how! ]

Yo.

Hau! Introduce yourself!

[ Swallowing back a long-suffering sigh, the man glances between the fox-woman and the screen. Look, lady, all he wanted were some directions... ]

Uh... hey. Name’s Badou. I like cigarettes, chocolate, and long walks on the beach. [ That’s what you’re supposed to say, right? ]

... Eh? That’s it? [ Flatly. ] You wear an eye patch but all you talk about is chocolate and walks on beaches? ...We-Well there you have it! Badou! Now let’s see-- [ Caster pulls out an index card from one of her sleeves and starts reading from it. ] Hmm! Badou is single, has several pet cats and collects toenails as a hobby! Oh my! How gross! ☆

WHA--? [ Jerking in his place, Badou makes a wild grab for the card, nearly throwing himself over the smaller fox lady in the process. ] The hell’re you even talking about, I never said any of that--!!

Eeheehee! [ Caster effectively vaults over the lunging Badou, spring boarding off of his back. Damn. Fox girls can jump. She lands gracefully beside him, waving the card in hand! ] But your secrets are written down on this card! All of it! Even your secret kinks! You beast! Especially this one, and this one, and--Iyaa! How lewd! [ Her voice just lilts sweetly as she clearly looks shocked, reading over the card still clutched in her hands. Feel free to grab it anytime, Badou! It’s also blank!

Lies! Lies and slander!

At least, that’s what Badou would have been saying if he isn’t so busy swallowing dirt... ]

Mmphrfhh! Frrphghh! [ He spits out some rubble before turning towards her again. Is this the thanks he gets for doing this chick a favor? He should just save the random acts of kindness towards strange girls gig to Heine!

But... rather than chase after her, he instead plops his ass down, long legs stretching out ahead of him. He starts patting himself down for his pack of cigarettes. ]

Alright, fine... f’that’s how you wanna play it... Guess I should go ahead and reveal your deepest and darkest too, eh? Yeah - [ He spins around to face the “audience.” ] Hey! Hey viewers! Bet you didn’t know that Fox Girl here loves to have her XXXX XXXXXXX [ --it’s weird, something seems to have happened to the sound, but what vaguely sounds like “tail brushed” also sounds like something else altogether and - well, this is a family show, after all!-- ] alllll niiiiiight looooong~!

AHHHHH AHHHHHHHH!! [ Okay Caster was playing around before, but now she tackles Badou full on and stops him from speaking further (by effectively knocking the wind out of his lungs...)! ]

Our guest [ Caster elbows Badou in the gut! ] Seems to no longer be feeling well! My, what a shame!

[ And just before the feed cuts out, a final word from the unfortunate guest-- ] --sonuvabitch!

[ Oops. Guess the censor wasn’t fast enough to catch that one. ]

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[Where are all these Servants coming from?? Either way, Kirei's...not too determined to find out. He let that issue go as soon as Archer opened his mouth]

Adjusting well, aren't you.

[and he's ignoring Badou as he's irrelevant in all shapes and forms to him]

As much as a poor girl clinging to a dying loved one moments before being brought here can adjust, yes!

[ Not a hint of sarcasm or despondence in her voice... ]

[You're in luck Caster, since you're talking to a man who cares little for you woes anyway. Well, except for your misery but that's a secret.]

You lost a battle. My condolences.

[He's still talking in deadpan though...]

Ara. Who's to say that my tale is a sad one? We actually won our fight.

[ Well good because she cares very little about talking about the past. She's more interested in lineface mcgee over here anyway! ]

I find it curious how you would assume that I was in a battle in the first place, esteemed guest.

[Caster don't you remember this is the younger version of that creepy priest in Mooncell]

How else would your loved one die then? Were they critically injured in the battle despite your victory?

[ WOW, RUDE. ]

Hey - you know this crazy chick? Tell her to get off me, will ya!?

[SO SAYS THE GUY GETTING TOPPED]

No, I don't. You may have to tell her yourself.

Edited 2012-02-24 08:26 (UTC)

[ DON'T JUDGE. ]

You think I haven't been trying!?

[HE JUDGES SORRY, IT'S HIS PRIESTLY DUTY]

Then try harder. Bribe her, if necessary, or maybe even fight her.

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