asgardeventide | 2nd Chapter - [Video/Action for Heimdall]

[When Shiage gets back from the Ball, he'll find out that Mugino has broken into his apartment and left him hundreds of cards with a wide variety of messages on them. Some of them may have mushy things written on them, some of them may have mushy things written on them accompanied by crappy drawings of really grotesque and gorey things like people getting disemboweled, and some of them will have downright stalkerish and horrible messages on them like "No matter where you go, I'll find you" or "I want to cut your penis off," or "It doesn't matter how many girls I have to burn down there so you can't fuck them, someday you'll be mine." Probably a lot of sexual passes because damn she wants Shiage's dick bad. These cards will be crammed in all kinds of ridiculous places, like in his microwave, between couch cushions, etc. They will no doubt be covered in hearts and glitter and rainbows and all kinds of shit like that.

His apartment will be an absolute mess when he finds it--furniture overturned, shit pulled out of drawers and thrown wherever, and a lot of red paint smeared all over the place(she wanted it to look like blood okay). He may notice some of his clothing(underwear?) is missing.

And last but not least? His bed. It'll be completely unmade--because Mugino will have laid in it and cuddled with his pillow.

Happy Valentines Day, Shiage.]

Fuck... Mugino, you... She seriously went overboard this time.

It's almost like a hurricane had ripped through here. No, not just that. It looks like the perfect scene for a murder. No, it's a love comedy scene from hell...! I really hope that's paint...

Just leave it to her to completely vandalize my apartment in one fatal swoop. If there's one thing about her, she always does everything with 100% percent completion. It's exactly like how an obsessed video gamer wants to unlock everything right down to the secret ending.

[There's the sound of a snicker, then it becomes a long self-deprecating laugh at his own joke. Or maybe he was laughing at how hilariously ridiculous this whole situation was. Or maybe just using humor in a situation like this was the only way to keep himself sane right now. Just, why, why, why, why--- Why did these horrible situations always happen to him? She didn't have to go through his underwear, at least! It's seriously him getting badtouched without the touching part! But even here, he couldn't escape the City's darkness.] Hahaha... Ha...

Ahhhh.... [And he'll take a deep breath from all of that.] Well... I guess... I guess I won't be gettin' any sleep tonight.. C... Can I even stay here anymore?

((ooc: TL;DR - Mugino ransacked Shiage's room for V-Day gifts from hell and he's not taking it well. BEING HAMAZURA IS SUFFERING. Next post will be less horrifying and more lighthearted, I promise.]

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[Wow. Just wow. Excuse her she can't really respond to that what is she even looking at here.]

[Awkward smiling on his end.]

... Um... I had a guest eariler. I think she forgot to wipe her feet on the doormat.

Think she forgot to do a helluva lot more than that.

Shit.

Damn... I just wanted today to end on a normal and peaceful note.

[After getting over the initial shock of that feed, she finds some twisted amusement in the situation.]

You sure know how to pick 'em.

S-she picked me! I didn't pick heeeer!!

Not sure whether I should say "congrats" or "you're fucked."

Guess "Congrats, you're fucked" works out just fine though.

That is NOT encouraging advice! If Mugino is this love sick, then I should just find her another guy!

[She's probably the last person you should ever go to for encouraging advice or advice in general. Oh and she would have the perfect guy in mind if he weren't taken already. Damn.]

Dunno how much luck you'll have there. She seems like a grade-A stalker--those aren't easy to just pass off onto someone else, y'know.

I'm sure that I could do it! Even if it was impossible, I could go beyond the impossible!

When you put it that way, doesn't it mean you'll just be pushing the limits of pathetically hopeless?

[She sighs inwardly. This guy is already kind of pitiful.]

But if you say so...

[That is one good way to describe him, yup...]

Do you know any single guys in the area...?

Not sure, really. Don't make it a habit to ask guys if they're single or not.

Why don't you just try gettin' a girlfriend? Not sure if it'll stop your stalker or whatever, but who knows. A friend of mine got a girlfriend after there were rumors about him being into guys and horses and stuff, and that seemed to fix that.

[Not bothering to add that she was one to start said rumors.]

Get myself a... girlfriend...? [He's never thought about that. Wouldn't that make Mugino more driven to get him and rip them apart? But at the same time, it wasn't a bad idea neither.]

But there's no way that any girl would fall for a worthless thug like me. [He still doesn't get why Mugino likes him...]

Better start makin' yourself a plan, then.

There's plenty of girls around here, so I dunno why you couldn't find another one who's so [She has to actually search for a word that won't be negative in this situation.]...passionate about you. Thug or not.

[Hmm... There's one girl that does come into his mind for a moment, but only for a moment.]

Ehe heh heh~! Maybe I could score a chick with nice tits! That's an ideal type right? [OF COURSE THAT IS HANDWAVED THROUGH IDIOCY.]

[Oh man guys--just--guys. Typical. If she was anyone besides her vulgar self she might be offended by that.]

...Sure. Why don't you try talkin' that way to whatever girl you pick? Bet she'd fall for you right away if you compliment her on something like that.

[That's her share of "friendly advice." Now she sees how he got such a fucked up stalker.]

[And Shiage instantly sees what would go wrong with that.]

--C-crap! That wouldn't end well at all! I would killed on the spot!

[A shrug.]

Then if I were you I'd figure somethin' else out before your stalker decides to get a little more destructive.

Fuuuck...! If only I could put her on a restrainin' order or something'...!

Bein' totally honest here--pretty sure a restraining order wouldn't keep someone like her away.

Haaah... haha... She wouldn't even need Meltdownwer to melt down boundaries.

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