defiesfinality: (MUGINOS AND COKES.)
Shiage Hamazura ([personal profile] defiesfinality) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-02-14 01:55 pm

2nd Chapter - [Video/Action for Heimdall]

[When Shiage gets back from the Ball, he'll find out that Mugino has broken into his apartment and left him hundreds of cards with a wide variety of messages on them. Some of them may have mushy things written on them, some of them may have mushy things written on them accompanied by crappy drawings of really grotesque and gorey things like people getting disemboweled, and some of them will have downright stalkerish and horrible messages on them like "No matter where you go, I'll find you" or "I want to cut your penis off," or "It doesn't matter how many girls I have to burn down there so you can't fuck them, someday you'll be mine." Probably a lot of sexual passes because damn she wants Shiage's dick bad. These cards will be crammed in all kinds of ridiculous places, like in his microwave, between couch cushions, etc. They will no doubt be covered in hearts and glitter and rainbows and all kinds of shit like that.

His apartment will be an absolute mess when he finds it--furniture overturned, shit pulled out of drawers and thrown wherever, and a lot of red paint smeared all over the place(she wanted it to look like blood okay). He may notice some of his clothing(underwear?) is missing.

And last but not least? His bed. It'll be completely unmade--because Mugino will have laid in it and cuddled with his pillow.

Happy Valentines Day, Shiage.]


Fuck... Mugino, you... She seriously went overboard this time.

It's almost like a hurricane had ripped through here. No, not just that. It looks like the perfect scene for a murder. No, it's a love comedy scene from hell...! I really hope that's paint...

Just leave it to her to completely vandalize my apartment in one fatal swoop. If there's one thing about her, she always does everything with 100% percent completion. It's exactly like how an obsessed video gamer wants to unlock everything right down to the secret ending.

[There's the sound of a snicker, then it becomes a long self-deprecating laugh at his own joke. Or maybe he was laughing at how hilariously ridiculous this whole situation was. Or maybe just using humor in a situation like this was the only way to keep himself sane right now. Just, why, why, why, why--- Why did these horrible situations always happen to him? She didn't have to go through his underwear, at least! It's seriously him getting badtouched without the touching part! But even here, he couldn't escape the City's darkness.] Hahaha... Ha...

Ahhhh.... [And he'll take a deep breath from all of that.] Well... I guess... I guess I won't be gettin' any sleep tonight.. C... Can I even stay here anymore?

((ooc: TL;DR - Mugino ransacked Shiage's room for V-Day gifts from hell and he's not taking it well. BEING HAMAZURA IS SUFFERING. Next post will be less horrifying and more lighthearted, I promise.]
derppelganger: (How retarded were your parents?)

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[personal profile] derppelganger 2012-02-16 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Huuuh... That's gotta suck. Sounds like you're going to need to start jumping from place to place unless you wanna get reamed in your sleep.
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[personal profile] derppelganger 2012-02-16 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Ah? What, is she good with a weapon or something? If it was powers, you're probably in the clear.

... unless she's in one of those houses that gives you something crazy.
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[personal profile] derppelganger 2012-02-16 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. So she was like Uchida? Fire and all that jazz.

... well, which of these loser God dudes is she under? Or do you not even know that?
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[personal profile] derppelganger 2012-02-16 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Gaaaaaaah--! I didn't ask for some kind of fancy explanation, fire is fire and melting is melting! That's enough for me!

... oh. She's in Hage? You might be in even deeper shit than her having offensive stuff if she's got what I got.
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[personal profile] derppelganger 2012-02-16 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Remember when I said I'm immortal?

I meant it!
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[personal profile] derppelganger 2012-02-16 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Got it in one!

Want me to slug her and find out?
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[personal profile] derppelganger 2012-02-16 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You sure? I'll never pass up the chance to punch somebody.
derppelganger: (You not only suck; you stink!)

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[personal profile] derppelganger 2012-02-17 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay! Next time it rains, I'll bop her in the nose.
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[personal profile] derppelganger 2012-02-18 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Ehhhh.

I'll save going all out until after I can butter someone up to make me a decent weapon.