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[Kodaka is just staring, not saying anything yet. He looks away, breaking eye contact right before he speaks. He's breathing heavily because he's nervous, but instead it comes off looking like he's wheezing or has a very gruff voice.]

I've seen others post videos like this, and they mention how they feel or if they needed something. [He doesn’t particularly feel like expressing his thoughts about this place just yet. Instead his face and his ever so... strange pudding color blond hair tells you something is strange and odd about this kid.]

Is that what people share here? Sharing information about themselves, or asking things. Can you meet people and make friends using this? Like those social networking sites people use. [He attempts to smile, but it comes off looking rather scary. His smile looks more demented than anything.] My name is Hasegawa Kodaka and I’m looking to make friends here since I am new.[Somehow such a statement did not match with how he is looking in the video... which is downright omniscient and scary. He moves his face closer, so close only part of his face can be seen. He can’t help his nerves have gotten to him.] I like doing things friends do together and spending time with other people... oh, I like telling jokes! [While it may seem corny and pathetic, he really has no idea how to introduce himself on these social networking things. So sadly, he's giving out huge CREEPER!! vibes rather than someone friendly.] It'd be nice to meet some friendly people here who know how things work here.

[ooc: sorry for the delay everyone! busy weekend was busy.]

Comments

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I just saw you last night. [and someone seems the same so at least that's somewhat comforting...] How many? [even if he believes quality over quantity.] I'm surprised you were able to work with Yozora enough to establish the club here.

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Eh?! What are you talking about? That's not possible! I've been here for [ excuse her while she computes using her special sena math ] 6 games to 100% completion and 79 endings!

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I was able to recruit Lucille-chan and Spinel-chan and Momoka-chan and Nill-chan! [ and of course she doesn't mention the new guys in the club annnnd technically she didn't recruit any of them. Even Lucille joined out of pity to his everlasting regret and brought Spinel ]

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If you could call repeatedly getting hit by a flyswatter "working" with her! But that's fine. It takes a goddess like me to be able to keep a serene composure when dealing with someone with a degraded brain like that fox woman! [ wow sena you didn't maintain a serene ANYTHING ]

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Hey Kodaka do you remember when I asked you to -








Wait you're not near that damned Yozora, are you?

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It sounds like you've kept busy. [and that you aren't lonely, sad, etc! this is good...]

No, and remember what?

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Of course! The Neighbors Club is more important than whatever those gods are trying to get us to do! Ah just because they think we're on the same status, they think I'd easily sympathize? [ she has mostly been madjelly. also yelling at people ]

Remember when I asked you to assist the divine me in learning a very trivial skill that with the demands on my time was overlooked? Swimming and you still haven't told anyone, have you?!

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Teach me...

Teach me to do those horrifying faces you make!

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It's not like I intentionally try to make those faces!

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I just do... and you're better off not knowing how. I don't think those sort of faces would suit you well or help you.

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Well isn't that great for you? Even someone like Kodaka has a natural skill that's innate.

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Wh- What are you talking about?! Those faces are exactly what I need!

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Your faces are fine -- they compliment you.

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I know that! You don't have to say-

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That's - Anyway I'm asking because I need to know! This is for the sake of our new club members, of course!

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What happened? You know I'll find out eventually why.

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I just want to learn how to scare delinquents and perverts away from our new members!

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Scary faces might just provoke them. [And knowing Sena's attitude...] If someone is bothering the club, just let me know, alright?

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No way! This is my responsibility now! Since I'm the one who brought Lucille-chan and the others in, I have to be the one to defend them from those low-class nanpa types!

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Being responsible is knowing your limitations, and what about you? What if you get hurt? You're a member of the club, too, and the last thing the new members need is seeing you get hurt.

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As if the superior me could get hurt so easily! Besides, I have a trump card!

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You don't know everyone out there, and unless your power is invincibility, you could find yourself in trouble.

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My power is the next best thing to invincibility! [ sena don't be so proud it took you ages to figure out what your power is ]

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What is it? [he's expecting something... well, he isn't sure.]