❖ video (accidental) 01

[projections]

[There is this guy going around picking up every single piece of trash he sees. He doesn't seem to be aware that the video feed is on.]

There's some here too.

[Could he be a janitor, maybe?]

It'll take me all day to clean up this city.

[Cleaning up cities is totally normal.]

This would be easier if I had a broom to work with. [Pause. He's probably asking for too much.]

Well, now's not the time to complain. I'd better do a thorough job cleaning.

Someone's going to benefit from my actions.  That's all that matters. Might as well make it worth it.

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[ryougi]

[oh my

god

what is she even watching.....

no really she's just looking at this with the most perplexed look on her face

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THIS CAN'T ACTUALLY BE ENJOU]

[projections]

[Oh hey.

Someone is staring at him.

He should answer.]

Am I not working hard enough?

[This is what he is concerned about ladies and gentlemen.]

video; REJOICE NAMI

[blessedthy]

[who is this kid and why is he picking up trash of all things]

Your actions are futile. The residents here pick trash up around the evening.

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[projections]

[It's a fake priest he recognizes. Granted, Shiou doesn't know much about Kirei beyond what Rin told them. It was probably better that way because going to the church again would mean admitting defeat.]

Kotomine.

[So technically he knows you even if you don't recognize him. Yeah, deal with it.]

That gives me all the more reason to help them out. It'll make their job easier.

ACTIONING IT UP HERE FUCK YEAH FREYA

[acquamarina]

[She was probably going to head out for the day but then SUDDENLY SOMEONE CLEANING GASP!! Who is this brave young man that would score the entire house for trash?!

No really she's curious so she greets him.]

Are you cleaning the whole house?

OH WOW YOU HIPSTER

[projections]

That's the plan.

[Determined face!]

I hear residence cleans up this place occasionally, but that isn't going to stop me.

[Never going to run around and desert you...]

[Video] SCREAM OMG WHYYYYYY

[fujigglephysics]

...uh, excuse me, sir?

[Video] sup rozen

[projections]

[Staring at you like a gold fish. What is happening? Why are people talking to him? You lost me.]

Hello.

[Responding back is obviously the polite thing to do.]

I don't really get what this device is for. It's normal for us to not know anything at first.

[Then he goes back to cleaning.]

[video]

[kidemonas]

[Is she...really watching this?]

[Oh please say this is some hallucination. This shouldn't exist in reality.]

Shirou?

[What in the love of all things holy are you- STOP THAT ALREADY.]

[video]

[projections]

[At first he'd mistaken that voice for Saber. She's usually the one addressing him in such a stoic way. Except this time you have Rider.]

You're...Rider?

[Wow, what?]

What are you doing all the way out here?

[Shirou, you should worry about yourself before you worry about other people. ]

[ video ]

[unify]

[ This guy...






This guy...










is so

awesome!!! ]

That's the spirit!! You can do it~!

[ video ]

[projections]

[Someone's encouraging him! That means he mustn't fail now!

(gym)]

Thanks.

[Wait. People are talking to him. This is so weird. He'd better introduce himself properly.]

I'm Shirou Emiya. I'm cleaning up right now.

[Why is he saying something so absurd? It's so obvious he's cleaning. Shirou, you idiot.]

May I ask who I'm speaking to?

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[liarflower]

[What who is this guy and what is he doing--]

...You're new, aren'tcha.

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[projections]

[Cleaning up all the things. Getting closer to being a hero.

Supposedly.]

Yeah, I arrived here recently. You aren't new as well, are you?

video; HAHAHA

[suitsmyfancy]

[Apparently Hazama only claps when he sees idiots well-meaning samaritans. Like this young man with a dream that will never be obtained.]

Don't forgot to clean inside of the houses too! No one's been keeping up, unfortunately.

[Shirou please don't believe him.]

video; WOW HAZAMA WOW

[projections]

[Gonna believe you. What reason does he have to distrust a guy he's never met before, anyways?]

That doesn't look like a good sign.

I'll just have to work even harder then.

[This doesn't feel any different from his casual routine.]

[titties]

No way! You're cleaning up the entire city? ... Gotta hand it to you, that's some dedication to a job.

[projections]

[Who are you people and why are you talking to him?]

Striving towards being a hero isn't an easy task.

Heroes are usually dedicated and hard working. I say that, but I'm so far from my goal that I haven't even reached the starting point yet.

Hard work is necessary.

[ video ]

[myjunes]

... A-are you cleaning everything up here? [ oh my god this person is so amazing cleaning up all the things!! clearly she should help out.. ]

Um, do you need some help with that? I don't mind helping at all..!

[ video ]

[projections]

Yeah, I am.

[No, Nanako. Don't get yourself into this mess. Save yourself. Flee from Mordor. It is too dangerous.]

I can't trouble you with that. Don't worry about it.

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[wristbands]

Well, that's definitely a good attitude, but kiiind of a wasted effort. No offense.

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[projections]

I don't believe that it's wasted effort.

It's good for the economy.

[Don't listen to him, Chie. He doesn't even know where he is.]

[video]

[failures]

Seriously, dude?

[Who would actually want to take on a mission like that? Larry was a janitor at some point in his life, but even he thought cleaning was tedious as hell.]

[video]

[projections]

I'm serious.

[Shirou is always impossible. He obtained the title "Fake school janitor" back in his home.]

Why?

[Do you even need to ask?]

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[langleysoryu]

... What are you doing? You know you don't have to do that, right? People already go around picking up trash, and more efficiently too!

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[projections]

Efficiency is a problem, but I still want to help out with what I can do.

They're going to be the ones benefiting from this. Not me.

Thanks for looking out for me. I feel bad troubling you with this right away.

[video]

[whatagoodgirl]

[She hasn't been much in the mood to follow the network lately, knowing who she definitely wouldn't hear, but this catches her attention.

Softly, solemnly:]

You're a good person.

[video]

[projections]

Good would be an exaggeration.

[Shirou has no concept of self. How does he accept compliments?]

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[kiss_shot]

[Oh he'd be a pretty good housemaid, she needs someone to pick up after her anyway]

Let's make a deal! Thou shall get me donuts, and I'll consider letting you be my slave!

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[projections]

I wouldn't mind cooking you donuts, but slave?

That's a bold statement.

[rules_the_north]

's too larger fer one day.

[projections]

Then I'll take as many days as I need.

[It's simple to him.]

[fated_blade]

...while that is honorable...it seems tedious.

[projections]

You're right.

It's going to take me weeks to finish cleaning the city up. Working hard for a full day wouldn't cut it.

Alright, I'll just have to give it my best.

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[sup]

Yeah, if you pick up enough soda rings I'm sure the geese around here would really appreciate it.

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[projections]

It makes me angry to see things thrown out so quickly.

You know the saying "one man's trash is another man's treasure".

[video]

[duty]

...Are you having fun?

[video]

[projections]

Fun would be the wrong word.

I'm enjoying myself a little, but it's the satisfaction of hard work that pleases me more than the idea of fun.

video.

[aestusdomusaurea]

[(unsure)... Wow this guy's a weirdo.

BUT HE'S PUTTING HIS HEART ALL INTO THIS AND SO SABER MUST RESPECT IT! SHIROU YOU'RE SO KUUUURU.]

Such diligence and determination! Well spoken, nameless traveler! Even if this world may never hear of your efforts, know that I admire and respect them!

video.

[projections]

Saber...?

[It's a saber, get in the kitchen.]

Well, I'm not really nameless. My name is Shirou Emiya. I just arrived he---

[Wait.]

Is something wrong with your head? You should know me, Saber.

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[broduil]

[ dude what the fuck. you're either drunk or weird, and lancer isn't sure which. ]

... Your spirit is commendable, but that's hardly necessary. The city is kept in good condition by the natives already.

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[projections]

[Fuck, doing impossible things is Shirou's swag. He will clean all the things even if it takes him years. Never gonna stop.]

So I've heard. That only gives me more of a reason to do this.

I want to help them out.

1/3

[bladeworks]

[oh

my

god

worse

timing

ever.

WHY IS HE EVEN HERE?? Wasn't he supposed to-wait, the last time he saw him he definitely killed him, no doubt about that.]

actually make that 4

[bladeworks]

[SO WHY THE HELL IS HE CLEANING????

GTFO SELF]