C:\Program\001_VOICE

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The information given by the maid was unsatisfactory. As it is, it is impossible for me to "bring life" to begin with. [Being an android and all that seriously what is life when you have GIANT GATLING GUNS.] I would like to request more detailed information, if such a thing is possible in the first place.

[And, well, after seeing some other people on this network...] If there is anyone who recognizes the term "Second Miltia", please contact this frequency. Thank you for your time, and good day.

Comments

voice;

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Yes, an android is a humanoid robot.

Nothing in particular; I was attempting to see who else came from the same place as I am from.

voice -> video;

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Hey, can you switch to video? I wanna see what a real android looks like.

[ he's picturing something vaguely like a walking microwave oven. ]

I guess that makes sense. Sorry, I haven't heard anyone else use that term.

video;

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Very well. [And VOILA check her out in all her android glory... though she's from before her final upgrade so she doesn't look SUPER ROBOTIC and shit I guess.] Is this sufficient?

Understood. Thank you for your information though.

video;

[satisfies]

[ whistle. not bad... definitely not what he was expecting. ] Better than sufficient. Much better. Though I guess if I was going to build an android, I'd want it to be a looker too...

No problem.

video;

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Should I take that as a compliment?

video;

[satisfies]

[ his technique doesn't work on robots, huh... ]

It was just an observation. And an opinion.

video;

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[Does it work on anyone tbh...]

An observational opinion, understood.

video;

[satisfies]

[ ...no... ]

So what's your name, anyway? You've got one, right?

video;

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[Being Amakusa is suffering...]

Kosmos Obey Strategical Multiple Operation Systems, though my designated name is KOS0MOS for short.

video;

[satisfies]

That's quite a name. Yeah, I'll stick with KOSMOS too.

I'm Amakusa. Juuza Amakusa.

video;

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[oh god that awful moment i didn't catch a hideous typo but CRIES ANYWAYS]

It is a pleasure to meet you, Juuza Amakusa.

video;

[satisfies]

[ for a second i was like... wait... is that 0 supposed to be there...? ]

Likewise! I'm pretty into machines, so it's a real treat to see a real, living, breathing android. [ pause. ] Well, you know what I mean.

video;

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[i just can't type to save my life i'm sorry... forgive me rift uwooo]

Understandable. It seems that my world's level of technology is much more advanced than what those here are used to.

video;

[satisfies]

[ never forgives... ]

Let me guess... you've got space ships and everything?

video;

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[CRIES LOUDLY BUT WHY]

Yes. High speed space travel was established thousands of years ago. [I assume at least let's pretend I know how the Xenosaga unverse works...]

video;

[satisfies]

[ i'm an unforgiving beast. ]

High speed space travel? Like... the speed of light? [ just blame everything on the Zohar. ]

video;

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[cries quietly...]

More or less. We have achieved speed that is faster than the speed of light to be precise.

video;

[satisfies]

[ okay i'll let it slide this time. ]

The future must be one hell of a place. I kind of wish I could see it.

video;

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[o-oh... thank you kindly, oh great rift...]

Had my functions not been disabled, [mysteriously SHE WOULD LIKE ALL HER ROBOT-GLORY BACK PLEASE] it would have been possible to show you video recordings of my world. Should they even be restored, I will show you one.

video;

[satisfies]

[ rift can be generous... ]

Your functions were disabled...? You mean when you got here? Like what...?

video;

[paincompletion]

[(yay)...!]

Yes. I cannot create any readings on the environment here or its inhabitants, establishing a connection with the U.M.N. has been rendered impossible, and it would seem that the durability of my body has lessened slightly.

video;

[satisfies]

Better be careful then. I wonder why they lowered your functionality though... did they think you'd find out something you weren't supposed to if you did...?

video;

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That is a possibility. Though it is not my specialty, there is a high probability that I would be able to hack this informational network and see what might be hidden.

video;

[satisfies]

Hm... with what you have on you, do you think you might be able to try that? [ he leans back, cracking his fingers a bit. ] I don't really have the equipment to try hacking the network myself, though if I could find a spare one of these bracelets I might give that a go...

video;

[paincompletion]

I would not be adverse to attempting at least.