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The information given by the maid was unsatisfactory. As it is, it is impossible for me to "bring life" to begin with. [Being an android and all that seriously what is life when you have GIANT GATLING GUNS.] I would like to request more detailed information, if such a thing is possible in the first place.

[And, well, after seeing some other people on this network...] If there is anyone who recognizes the term "Second Miltia", please contact this frequency. Thank you for your time, and good day.

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That's quite a name. Yeah, I'll stick with KOSMOS too.

I'm Amakusa. Juuza Amakusa.

[oh god that awful moment i didn't catch a hideous typo but CRIES ANYWAYS]

It is a pleasure to meet you, Juuza Amakusa.

[ for a second i was like... wait... is that 0 supposed to be there...? ]

Likewise! I'm pretty into machines, so it's a real treat to see a real, living, breathing android. [ pause. ] Well, you know what I mean.

[i just can't type to save my life i'm sorry... forgive me rift uwooo]

Understandable. It seems that my world's level of technology is much more advanced than what those here are used to.

[ never forgives... ]

Let me guess... you've got space ships and everything?

[CRIES LOUDLY BUT WHY]

Yes. High speed space travel was established thousands of years ago. [I assume at least let's pretend I know how the Xenosaga unverse works...]

[ i'm an unforgiving beast. ]

High speed space travel? Like... the speed of light? [ just blame everything on the Zohar. ]

[cries quietly...]

More or less. We have achieved speed that is faster than the speed of light to be precise.

[ okay i'll let it slide this time. ]

The future must be one hell of a place. I kind of wish I could see it.

[o-oh... thank you kindly, oh great rift...]

Had my functions not been disabled, [mysteriously SHE WOULD LIKE ALL HER ROBOT-GLORY BACK PLEASE] it would have been possible to show you video recordings of my world. Should they even be restored, I will show you one.

[ rift can be generous... ]

Your functions were disabled...? You mean when you got here? Like what...?

[(yay)...!]

Yes. I cannot create any readings on the environment here or its inhabitants, establishing a connection with the U.M.N. has been rendered impossible, and it would seem that the durability of my body has lessened slightly.

Better be careful then. I wonder why they lowered your functionality though... did they think you'd find out something you weren't supposed to if you did...?

That is a possibility. Though it is not my specialty, there is a high probability that I would be able to hack this informational network and see what might be hidden.

Hm... with what you have on you, do you think you might be able to try that? [ he leans back, cracking his fingers a bit. ] I don't really have the equipment to try hacking the network myself, though if I could find a spare one of these bracelets I might give that a go...

I would not be adverse to attempting at least.

Sounds like a plan, for now. Getting our hands on some more of this god tech would help too.

How would we go about procuring such things?

The only way I know how. Snooping around!

What will you do if you are caught?

I'll worry about that when it happens.

Edited 2011-12-17 19:59 (UTC)

Understood. Should you manage to acquire it without trouble, please contact me so that we may attempt to hack it.

And if there is trouble?

Please do not involve me in your own problems.

Hyahahaha, cold! [ but he nods anyway. ] Alright, if I get into trouble, I won't mention you.

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