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Hello, Asgard! Have you ever seen this face on the network before? Probably not - she's really shy. But on the off chance that you have, you'll notice that her demeanor is very different from the first time around. She has her head down, eyes wandering around, cheeks flushed. Whoever this is, you can tell that she's pretty nervous.

It's Yozora. ]

U-u-um, how do you say this, ummm... attention, neighbors of the Members Club! --wait, no, that's not it. Wh, what I mean to say is, this message is f-for a club that's mine, and - that is, I, I... Ugh, normals who hear this post should just die!

[ ENDS. FEED. But seconds later there is a text intended for all of Asgard. ]

Neighbors Club General Assembly 2pm, Gefion Park, Baldr District members and applicants both welcome normals can forget joining

( OOC: All of Yozora's replies will be audio. If your character is already a part of/intends on joining the Neighbors Club, please leave a comment here and come over to the general assembly log here if you want to play it out! Yozora and ~~Meat~~ Sena will be waiting. )

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What do you mean?

You only showed me one friend last time. Just one. Where are the rest?

I never said anything about a whole set.

My, that is the saddest thing I have ever heard. Do you want to talk about your feelings of loneliness and melancholy over a cup of tea? [ deliberately turning the tables... ]

What are you on about?

Are you joining or not? [ She hopes he isn't. ]

Of course not! I've no need.

Ah, that's right. This club is too juvenile for you and we don't allow people with excess amounts of facial hair.

It is too juvenile-- and hah! If you dislike facial hair you would be quite put off by my southern neighbor France. Like a bear, that one. Least I'm well-trimmed and hygienic.

I do hope France the anthropomorphic representation of the country isn't an actual person I can speak to.

Unfortunately. Luckily for us he's not here in this city and I certainly hope it stays that way. Last thing we need is that tasteless idiot flouncing about.

What is it that you two have against each other, anyway? I'd love to know. [ deadpan... ]

. . .

Open a history book.

[ wow she reads a shitton of books already, she only wanted to know from the genuine article... ]

I'll just ask France when he comes around, then.

-- [oh. oh no. no no no no. no. just no. no no. no. forever no.]

You-- Really wouldn't want to do that.

He'd toy with you and would hardly be a gentleman at all. No, that simply wouldn't do.

If he ever arrives--and God help us should the sun break over the horizon on that day--you ought to leave the explanations up to me.

Regardless, I doubt you would be forthcoming if I asked you such a personal question.

I will, however, be brief out of generosity!

--He's a hairy godless pervert and unfortunately is my closest connection to the European continent. With geography comes interaction and with interaction comes rivalry.

Suppose that's it, really. As of the dawn of the new millennium it's been a century since the entente cordiale--look it up, I'm not here to lecture on history.

I'm afraid you just did. Is that how social relations work for you? You, sir, aren't normal at all.

No! No they do not. He's--just an old bloody pervert.

I'm sorry you have such a terrible neighbor.

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So am I.

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/ironic icon

england you are very sad

WOW NO HE IS NO-- okay he is BUT FOR OTHER REASONS /sobs

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LOL AND FRANCE JUST GOT INTO ASGARD TODAY alskdj /popcorn.gif

then obviously she must meet him...!!

oh god oh god noooooooo THIS CAN OF WORMS...

lmfao oh no why is my own icon being used against me I CAN'T

1/3; OH GOD YOU MADE THOSE I LOVE YOU FOREVER EVEN MORE

2/3; buahahahaha

3/4; I am a liarrrr.

4/4

i just like making awful icons of england /deadcat

BUT YOUR ICONS ARE BEAUTIFUL

thank you... ///

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