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[Blip. And the video is live! ... This sure is a pretty noisy recording, but the pink-haired boy in the foreground raises his voice so he's easily heard anyway.

(It doesn't really help, though, that the louder he speaks, the louder the pile of crowns, necklaces, and... bats? he's wearing gets.)]

God! Heeey, God! I thought I'd send you a greeting, since you must be pretty happy with yourself right now. And I gotta say, I'm pretty impressed! I never knew you had so may backups. The dragon was pretty cool, too.

... But it's still cheating at the end of the day, you know. [Slight frown.] Not only that, but I have to go through this round as an almost-human with a lame power... I guess it's fun in its own way, but you could have warned us.

Anyway, what's up with these conditions? I don't mind a war, but isn't it against the treaty to bring all the worlds into it? It's your funeral, I guess, but you really might have a little trouble on your hands.

[A clap ends that little portion of the message, his face relaxing from its semi-thoughtful expression.

It also pans out.

Dear Thor: your kitchen? Is now entirely filled with pigs. No wonder it was so noisy-- It kind of looks like half of Freyr's herd might be here, actually. The advantage(?) to the power of SPEED.]

I had a question for the rest of you, too! [Waves a hand at a mid-sized pig. Yes, that is a butcher knife he's holding.]

Which part of the pig is the bacon, anyway?

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[all he heard was bacon.] --Y-you really should... do that properly, or allow someone who knows how to properly butcher things to do it instead.

[Arthur, what is your one-track mind. He looks intrigued.]

... Is it really that hard to get the bacon out of the pig? Is there a trick to it?

That's not the point! No, it's not difficult, but you can't expect to just have at it with a knife like a madman. It's dangerous not to mention highly unsanitary.

I wasn't going to! That's why I asked. [He thinks for a moment.] But, if you weren't looking for bacon, it would be pretty easy, right? It's not like the pig is a chair or anything.

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I don't know what Bacon is but maybe you can roast the pig instead?

[He was going to say something about war and stuff. Anon just had to mention food.]

Though I'm not sure you're suppose to eat Mr. Freyr pigs.

You've never had bacon? And I thought I was behind the times with pizza! Bacon is a strip-shaped piece of the pig, and it tastes the best fried. If I can figure out which piece it is, I'll share with you.

[Because a meal is best shared, of course. Food buddies??]

And there are so many pigs! I'm sure Freyr won't miss a couple.

Oh I see wouldn't mind trying some. But still those are his pigs you wouldn't want to get him angry.

[He understood sharing but he rather not get killed. He seen what god-like creature could do. He didn't want to see what the really deal is like.]

Can't we have cupcakes instead, while those aren't meat they are yummy. There a lot of food here I've never tried before, but there one of the best things I've tasted.

Well, if he was going to invade with pigs all of a sudden he should have put up a sign if he didn't want them eaten! Or made them invincible, like the maids.

[Yep, anything that isn't invincible or inedible is fair game.]

... Come to think of it, are there any cupcakes left? I haven't found any...

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Huh? Which part of the pig.. is the bacon?

[ She tilts her head sideways a little, thinking about this - clearly she doesn't get it. ]

That's what I asked! Bacon comes from pigs, doesn't it? So that means that since I have pigs, I should be able to have bacon for breakfast. Don't you think?

U-um, I'm not sure.. But you could probably look if there isn't some bacon in one of the kitchens already, maybe..?

Ah, but then I'd still have too many pigs. I don't think Thor would make a really good pigsty, though I guess we could keep some in the yard.

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...What are you wearing?!

[And talking about, but that comes later.]

It's really loud...

[Jangle, jingle, SQUEAK. There's suddenly a tiny bat in the screen; he has to brush it off to answer.]

I'm wearing the treasures I found around the city, of course. Some of the fake people really seemed to like them, too -- one of them sold me a whole wagon of horseradishes for a necklace.

...Are bats "treasures", too?!

If you collect enough of them, you can fly! [Sort of.] I'd say that counts as a treasure, wouldn't you?

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Actually, bringing all the worlds into it's the best thing these freaks have done.

It's not like I'm complaining, but since I'm the only one here from the Underworld, I figure it's my job to deliver a warning! Like the ones on medicine bottles, you know.

[Wow that is.... he's not even sure what. Why would medicine have a warning on it--y'know what, nevermind. He do doesn't care.]

Underworld?

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[ . . . pausing. whyyyyy are there pigs in the kitchen. ]

These yours?

[Because where else would you put pork???

Anon's pretty much penned up in pigs at this point, but... actually, he's just sitting on one of the bigger ones. There are some with lava lamps on them...]

I guess you could say that! I brought back a lot, but there could have been some from other people. It's kind of hard to tell right now.

[ well ok but

why are there pigs in the kitchen. ]

Planning to do something with all of them? [ the question's a formality, really. he can see that butcher knife pretty clearly. ]

[Pingeeed.]

You aren't really human? And it's all alright there? [So many pigs.]

Usually bacon is made with the fat belly of the pig.

[Coming into kitchen

Pigs everywhere

Cannot deal]

What the hell?!

...The part you buy at the store.

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