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ahahaha wow
how is this even a thing
if you wanna go pro with this douche canoe of a joke go for the fake ketchup blood
its like shit tier classic and obvious as hell

Your lack of punctuation is repulsive. It was also not a joke, if it wasn't already painfully obvious, so do stop jumping to conclusions and think for a second.

SH

punctuation
fuck that
decent sentence structure
fuck that
so youre sherlock holmes right the douche in question
or should i call you mr sh because quite obviously it looks like youre trying to play grammar police with me
and im the old fat lady youre pulling over for cruisin at a speed of 69 miles instead of the standard 70 you old jackknifing ass

point is this red right here is how i roll like that little sig you write is how you roll
wouldnt be suprised if some underlying deep dark meaning hid between the s and h, a past unknown to all and is also the reason you wear turtlenecks every other monday isnt that right doctor

anyway about that other dude that thinks youre dead
john whatshisface
hes not in on this game is he

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Do you two play this sort of game often?

It isn't a game.

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I don't suppose you'd be willing to share the story behind this?

[It's far from sarcastic or judgemental; he's honestly very interested.]

I was facing an old foe of mine and I had to convince him of my death.

SH

[half a lie, considering that he left out the part where he made John watch him fall to his 'death' and the part that where if he didn't die, his friends would.]

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Isn't that a pretty cruel move? He's clearly upset.

I know. I have no other option in the meantime.

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Why Was This Necessary

I am starting to believe that all of you who text in color do not know the basics of punctuation.

To trick the enemy.

SH

[and save my friends' lives]

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Why would you want him to think you are dead?

It seems you are worrying him very much.

I am simply figuring out the best way to tell him the truth. I will do it.

He will be fine.

SH

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[ he saw jawn's post, isn't really sure - but hey, he's a smart man. he can connect some dots. ]

playing hide n go seek with your friend there huh

kind of a dick move if you ask me

One that was fully necessary, mind you. Also, punctuation is there for a reason.

SH

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[Late to the party, because guess who needed to go to the library and poke at His Last Bow to see if it'd make him feel any better (it didn't).

If Conan has been apathetic since talking to Watson, he is anything but now. Sherlock, you've no idea how happy those eighteen words have made this kid.]

It was necessary he believed because you need his help to convince someone else of your death, right?

[and finally, someone who understands. Everyone was judging him without knowing the full reason, while a kid knew it from the start. It was almost comical.]

Correct except on the fact that I needed to convince various people. It would be much more believable if John was also convinced of my death, I theorized, and I was correct.

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I wouldn't do anything without a good reason.

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It was for the best at the time.

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Have you had any experience with this?

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I don't need your applause for either of the circumstances.

SH

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