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For those that have heard John's feed, he considers me to be dead. Don't tell him otherwise.

SH

ahahaha wow
how is this even a thing
if you wanna go pro with this douche canoe of a joke go for the fake ketchup blood
its like shit tier classic and obvious as hell

Do you two play this sort of game often?

Your lack of punctuation is repulsive. It was also not a joke, if it wasn't already painfully obvious, so do stop jumping to conclusions and think for a second.

SH

It isn't a game.

SH

That's a relief. I can't imagine it would be much fun for anyone other than you if it was. I'll rephrase: do you do this sort of thing to him often?

No. It was necessary.

SH

So we say. A little white lie to help more than harm, is that it?

Faking death is something much more than a 'white lie'. But nonetheless, that was its intended purpose.

SH

Difficult to fake, was it? Or difficult to live with yourself after you were supposed to be dead?

When you are to convince a man observing you from below of your own suicide it can get quite difficult to fake.

SH

I wouldn't want to try it, myself. When I want to convince someone of something, I do my best not to fake it. So--how'd you do it?

But death was never my true purpose, so it would be useless to truly fall to my death.

I have good connections.

SH

And I thought my not-life was complicated. So it's a secret? Because that's generally what people say about old family recipes and sudden windfalls that may or may not have been acquired illegally.

punctuation
fuck that
decent sentence structure
fuck that
so youre sherlock holmes right the douche in question
or should i call you mr sh because quite obviously it looks like youre trying to play grammar police with me
and im the old fat lady youre pulling over for cruisin at a speed of 69 miles instead of the standard 70 you old jackknifing ass

point is this red right here is how i roll like that little sig you write is how you roll
wouldnt be suprised if some underlying deep dark meaning hid between the s and h, a past unknown to all and is also the reason you wear turtlenecks every other monday isnt that right doctor

anyway about that other dude that thinks youre dead
john whatshisface
hes not in on this game is he

The empty minds of teenagers, more dangerous than even the deadliest of criminals and more boring as the stupidest ones.

I am also not a doctor; I am a consulting detective.

This is not a game, either. It was something that was necessary for me to do.

SH

I don't suppose you'd be willing to share the story behind this?

[It's far from sarcastic or judgemental; he's honestly very interested.]

So you lead another man's life? Or are you in the, as they say, afterlife?

I simply don't wish to explain it. It shouldn't be considered too illegal to fake your own death, though. The trick was to not land on the concrete.

SH

I was facing an old foe of mine and I had to convince him of my death.

SH

[half a lie, considering that he left out the part where he made John watch him fall to his 'death' and the part that where if he didn't die, his friends would.]

Isn't that a pretty cruel move? He's clearly upset.

I know. I have no other option in the meantime.

SH

Why Was This Necessary

Why would you want him to think you are dead?

It seems you are worrying him very much.

This place doesn't seem to be that large; how are you planning on avoiding him, or making sure everything keeps their mouth shut? It seems to be you'd do better to just get over it and come out to him.

It is what I am figuring out. Walking right up to him after believing to be dead a ridiculous idea.

SH

That's always the trick. Or it would be, if I knew what concrete was. Was it a cat's-nine-lives sort of thing, or did you drag in a mattress to soften the fall? I wouldn't say I lead another man's life. It's more like leading two men's lives. Simultaneously.

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