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[Riley is sitting in the middle of her room at Loki. She's got a candy bar in one hand and a sheet of paper in the other. Grinning, she takes a bite of the candy then shifts about to lean back against her bed. There's boxes all over it.]

Okay... [Yes, Mags. She's talking with her mouth full again.] Fo. We've ha' fum... [She swallows.] ...shit storms recently. I think it's time to lighten the mood and ask a really fucking serious question.

[She puts on a serious face and points at the paper with her candy.] Would any of these... [She points at the world at large with the candy.] ...work on any of you?

[With that, she clears her throat and looks over the paper before giving everyone her sexiest look.]

Hey, baby. That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

[Her lip trembles as she tries not to just bust up laughing.]

If you think you feel good, you should feel me.

[She lets out a snort.]

Hey babe! There's a party in my pants and you're invited!

[Okay no. She's done. Riley busts up laughing because all of these are so bad!] Who the hell uses this shit? It's more likely to get you punched in the face!

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Why would there be a celebration in your pants?

You know. I will have to go ask the party down there why there is one. But I can't do that on camera.

I do not think that is fit for any kind of polite - or impolite - audience, no.

Nope. Plus you're papa and that would be weird as fuck.

Extremely. I think Loras would protest as well.

Well, he should. That's gross.

That does not explain why there would be a party, however. Surely there is a better way to court someone in your world?

You could beat up guys messing with them then steal that person's stuff?

That sounds far more familiar to me.

I'm pretty sure that people in my world usually are more like "Hey. You're not dead and I'm not dead and no Infection...wanna bang?"

[ His expression tightens a little. ]

I suppose children were even more important.

Yeah probably. Anyway, no idea why it's a party in your pants.

I suppose it's the most inviting type of event?

I guess so if you want to send out invitations going "Hey, party on Friday. Location: In my pants" or something.

I doubt it would work on everyone.

[ Like Loras, for example. ]

You should totally do it to pop.

Then send me a picture of his face.

I do not have a death wish, Riley.

Please don't die, papa. I like you alive. And being able to say I have sexy living gay fathers.

... Sexy?

Sure. Why not? I mean, I guess you guys are?

You got the hots for each other so you must be.

I am unsure of the meaning of the term, Riley, though it must have something to do with relations.

Having the hots for each other?

Ah. I see.

Good for you guys for being sexy to each other?

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That can only work once.

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