Video || Day 419

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[Hello, Asgard. This is Riley here and she is sitting on the kitchen counter in the house she lives in with the rest of the people from her world. Currently, she's snacking on a cupcake, clearly enjoying her sweet treat.]

Okay so, I've been here a few days and I think it's time I introduced myself. I'm Riley and I come from Ellie's world. You know, fucked up zombie apocalypse with more squishy mushroom people and less rawr braaaaains. [Yes, she even made a scary face just for that. Okay, back on topic after a lick of frosting.]

So, some of you know my girl Ellie. Still, not the point of this.

Alright, I want you all to tell me your favorite alcoholic drink. Or drinks. I'll allow a top three if you're really too lame to pick one. And if you're too much of a pussy to have tasted alcohol then you should tell me your most embarrassing story instead.

Got it? Cool, give me the best you got.

[She'll just wait here.]

Comments

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I don't really care what I drink as long as I have someone to drink with!

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This is an acceptable answer. Congrats.

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Thanks, I try!

How're the other answers? Getting a lot of embarrassing stories?

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I got a couple. Though one story bombed.

Still, I'm sure I'll get more.

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[crowover]

I’m sure you will. In fact you’ll get another one right now!

When I was in middle school, my brother would always leave the house and spend the entire day in the mountains. Our family owns a dojo and big bro was always the best, so I was sure he’s going to the mountain for special secret training. One day I followed him, and it turned out all he did was sit under a tree and read old manga like a nerd. It was really disappointing! So I jumped out of the bushes and challenged him to a fight and the next things I remember is lying a few feet away and staring at the sky. I didn’t even see him move but he must’ve hit me ‘cause it really hurt! [He says fondly. Ah the good old days.]

Then, as punishment for disturbing his reading time, he grabbed me by the collar, hanged me on a high branch and went home. I think the most embarrassing part is how long it took me to get down.

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Ha! You got your ass kicked!

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Pretty much! But it did wonders to my motivation.

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I bet! Sometimes an ass kicking is what a guy needs!

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Ah, I see you speak my language.

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What can I say? I'm fluent in ass-kickese.

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Kicked a lot of it?

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That's right. I've kicked a buttload of ass.

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[crowover]

A true expert, then! Keep up the good work.

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I plan to. I have a reputation to create and maintain.

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[crowover]

The network's pretty good for that. People here are really open to ideas.

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I'd say it's going well so far.

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[crowover]

Awesome.

But now I'm curious... does a professional ass-kicker have an embarrassing story of her own?

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Maybe. I might even share one if you ask really nicely.

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How mysterious! Pretty please?

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Not bad. Points for effort. Try one more time.

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[crowover]

Tough. With a cherry on top?

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Does the cherry come with ice cream?

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[crowover]

Hmm... I guess you gotta put it on something.

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Well...I guess you've managed it well enough.

So if you really want the story...

[She's just screwing with him obviously.]

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[crowover]

[It's all good and he totally goes along. She seems like a cool kid, after all.]

Uh-oh, am I being blackmailed? And when the tension is killing me...!