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asgardeventide2014-03-06 11:32 am
albuquerque) wrote in asgardeventide2014-03-06 11:32 am
Fifth incantation ϟ [video]
[The video opens to a tired, very surly looking Professor Snape. He's lost weight since the last time he appeared on the network with an announcement addressed to the Travellers; his sallow face is thinner, the bags under his eyes are more pronounced, and he looks like he's aged a good few years. This city is truly starting to take a toll on him.
He's in his school office, at his desk. When he speaks, he's curt, churlish and absolutely no-nonsense.]
For those of you who are new to Asgard, or for those of you who failed to pay a modicum of attention to the previous announcements I made concerning the matter in which I'm about to address, my name is Professor Snape and I am the Headmaster of the Albus Dumbledore Academy, a school of education and tutelage, which I have established in Odin district.
The school is open for anyone eighteen years and under who wishes to pursue an education, be that in mathematics, literature, science, or any other number of subjects on offer.
Enrollment and attendance to my school is voluntary; however, should you so choose to undertake an education, allow me to make it very clear that I do not tolerate tardiness, disrespect, insolent behaviour or acts of misdemeanour. Any student who chooses to commit any such offences will be reprimanded severely. [Severus is looking straight at you, Mr. Stilinski.]
Of course, I am always in need of assistance with regards to the running and upkeep of the school, be that teachers, tutors or those who may be able to offer assistance in other ways. If you possess any useful skills that you feel would benefit the Albus Dumbledore Academy, I invite you to step forward and make yourself known.
Direct any queries or concerns to either myself or to my secretary, Miss Gallagher.
[Abrupt end of video feed.]
He's in his school office, at his desk. When he speaks, he's curt, churlish and absolutely no-nonsense.]
For those of you who are new to Asgard, or for those of you who failed to pay a modicum of attention to the previous announcements I made concerning the matter in which I'm about to address, my name is Professor Snape and I am the Headmaster of the Albus Dumbledore Academy, a school of education and tutelage, which I have established in Odin district.
The school is open for anyone eighteen years and under who wishes to pursue an education, be that in mathematics, literature, science, or any other number of subjects on offer.
Enrollment and attendance to my school is voluntary; however, should you so choose to undertake an education, allow me to make it very clear that I do not tolerate tardiness, disrespect, insolent behaviour or acts of misdemeanour. Any student who chooses to commit any such offences will be reprimanded severely. [Severus is looking straight at you, Mr. Stilinski.]
Of course, I am always in need of assistance with regards to the running and upkeep of the school, be that teachers, tutors or those who may be able to offer assistance in other ways. If you possess any useful skills that you feel would benefit the Albus Dumbledore Academy, I invite you to step forward and make yourself known.
Direct any queries or concerns to either myself or to my secretary, Miss Gallagher.
[Abrupt end of video feed.]
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[She's inwardly disappointed she's a year too old for this, but alas.]
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[Severus is in an abysmally foul mood. Probably not going to go in his favour.]
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[Probably not and she's of course too much of a smartass.]
Well, tell me what you have now so we can spare ourselves from talking in circles. And if you'd like my help or not.
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However…]
Would you say that you possess, as the idiom goes, a green thumb?
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