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asgardeventide2014-01-20 12:09 pm
bratking) wrote in asgardeventide2014-01-20 12:09 pm
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001 ♔ Video;
It would seem that a majority of you have no idea how to properly address a King. I'm not sure if you were all raised in the wilds or if you're just willfully ignorant, but the correct way to refer to me is as Your Grace.
[He's still wearing his crown, even if almost no one here has actually cared about it so far. He's not going to stop dressing like a king just because people aren't treating him like one.]
Now that that's out of the way, I have a request: Could anyone tell me where I could obtain a sword? And a...'gun', it was called. I'm afraid I won't be of much help in the war effort without them.
[As if that's his primary reason for requesting these, but he'll pretend it is.]
Any aid provided will be rewarded in time. I don't forget my allies.
[He's still wearing his crown, even if almost no one here has actually cared about it so far. He's not going to stop dressing like a king just because people aren't treating him like one.]
Now that that's out of the way, I have a request: Could anyone tell me where I could obtain a sword? And a...'gun', it was called. I'm afraid I won't be of much help in the war effort without them.
[As if that's his primary reason for requesting these, but he'll pretend it is.]
Any aid provided will be rewarded in time. I don't forget my allies.
video; i don't even care that i'm a million years late WHY WOULD I MISS THIS
[ oh my god this is the most entertaining thing she's seen since arriving in asgard, and right after a tough battle it's pretty much exactly what she wants to see. if only there were some popcorn. ]
Haven't heard that in a while. How exactly does one go about becoming king, then? I think I might like to apply for the position.
video;
I'm king because my father was king and I'm his rightful heir. [Except for the part where he's a bastard and therefore totally not.]
video;
[ lookin' at you capitol peeps, seriously. or- a monster as a result of an unhealthy upbringing but hey who's even keeping track right?]
And that is also boring. How did your family become 'the rightful heir' first, huh?
video;
[Excessive cruelty usually isn't.]
My uncle slayed the previous king, and my father was victorious against his heir.
video;
[ that is 'definitely not' , but it's certainly more fun to keep that to herself. after all, half of what makes this all so not boring is how amusingly he reacts to being pushed. ]
So what you're saying is, the other way to become king is to defeat the current one?
video;
And, aside from being a woman, you're not even from my world. You can't conquer Westeros if you aren't there.