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[nukeoleptic]

first of all: i know you guys are probably sick of hearing it but i am really sorry about what happened to the city before :(
i was a part of it and i should have figured it out sooner

secondly: hi to everyone who is new to the city!!
my name is jade
i hope you guys are able to get settled in

thirdly: i think i have been cursed again .__.
i have fallen asleep like sixteen times in the past twelve hours
it is wayyy less exciting now that i dont wake up on prospit when it happens anymore :S

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[teenyoda]

What is prospit and why would you wake up on it?

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[nukeoleptic]

well, prospits moon, not actually prospit itself
but i had a body there that woke up whenever my actual body fell asleep
it was always really nice

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[teenyoda]

Are you asleep now? Because you're not making any sense.

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[nukeoleptic]

we are in a magical world fighting a war with super god powers and you are a fluffy animal right now
and this doesnt make sense to you? :p

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[teenyoda]

... Point.

Want to come pet me? ;)

[Someone was getting into the whole 'I'm cute' thing.]

Feed me pie?

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[nukeoleptic]

i dont think you are allowed to have pie :T

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[teenyoda]

Sure I am. Meat pie. Potato pie. Cherry pie.

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[nukeoleptic]

i have dogfood :?

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[teenyoda]

That would be great if I were a dog. I have it on good authority that foxes are hybrids between cats and dogs and are in their own classification, so unless you have vulpes food, I want some pie.



And pets.

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[nukeoleptic]

sigh!!!!!
where are you?

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[teenyoda]

My room.

[Where people left him 'for his own good'. At least they left the bathroom door open this time.]

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[nukeoleptic]

i will be there in half an hour

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[teenyoda]

Ur the best boss ever and if you weren't dating a ferret I might try to steal you.

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[nukeoleptic]

is a fox an upgrade or a downgrade from a ferret? :T
see you in a few, stiles

[ And then an hour later- ]

sorry i fell asleep ._.;;

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[teenyoda]

Upgrade. It's all about the tail, baby.

See you then. :D

[And someone might have spent that WHOLE TIME pacing and worrying.]

U OKAY? You didn't fall asleep walking or anything, did you?

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[nukeoleptic]

lmfao yes of course im okay
i am almost there now for real

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[teenyoda]

If you fall asleep just outside the door, I will bite you.

[nukeoleptic]

[ She'll just be nudging his door open a little while later. ]

Are you in here? I still can't believe you're managing to type like that.

[teenyoda]

[And he was going to come over and jump up on her leg. Or try to. Fire words would replace texting.]

GOT NOTHING ELSE TO DO

[nukeoleptic]

[ She rolls her eyes and thumps down onto the floor, digging some little meat pies out of a paper bag from a shop near the welcome house. ]

Here. Food.

[teenyoda]

[Food could come later. Jade got the full wriggly body of Stiles on her lap, nose sniffing at her before he started licking around her face. Shut up, Jade. He was lonely in the room and he missed her.]

IF YOU NAP USE THE BED

[nukeoleptic]

[ She cracks up before she can laugh it, scritching the top of his little fox head. Holy hell, he was adorable. ]

Roger. I got it, chief.

[teenyoda]

[He was adorable and he was starting to learn that he could get away with a lot like this. Like licking his boss on the face. Ha, yeah, good luck doing that as a person. But here he was, making small little gleeful whimpering sounds, tail wagging furiously as he gave her little fox kisses.]

I CAN NAP WITH YOU?

[nukeoleptic]

[ She's going to clue in.. in a minute. ] I'm not sleepy! I don't fall asleep because I'm tired. It just happens. Are you going to eat or not, mister?

[teenyoda]

[NEVER. Lick, lick.]

YES PLEASE

SMELLS GOOD