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[ex_outofcontrol435]

How's everyone feeling?

[Pyro is covered in blood: mostly on his hands and up his arms, but there are sprays of it across his shirt and pants as well. Hard to say if it's someone else's or his, given his ability, but there are no tears or holes in his clothing. He wears a false smile, which drops as quickly as it appeared.]

Some of you got exactly what you deserved, and you know damn well who you are. But once the water's clean, there won't be any more trouble for now. The spy's done. [His hands flex and clench, as though he's still got some punching he'd like to do.] You're fucking welcome.

Guys? Anything you wanna add?

[Altair shakes his head and remains silent, but Thor does have something to add. He looks much in the same way as Pyro, though he doesn't take time by giving false pleasantries or greetings. He's mad and it shows, but there's something else that lingers in the depths of his hard gaze. ]

The threat is, indeed, gone. For now. However, it would be wise to assume this will likely not be the last of such an event. [ He shifts, frowning as he glances off screen for a moment. ] It would be wise to upkeep your guard as it is clear we shall have to take justice into our own hands.

[And with that, Pyro shuts off the feed with a glare. Time for the shitstorm.]

((ooc: this is going to be a huge, beautiful mess. tags could come from Altair, either of the Thors, Pyro, or any number of NPCs who decide to hop on. i'll likely turn off notifications and track any threads i get into for that reason, so if i seem to miss something, please PM me!))

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[tongue3y3s]

4BOUT FUCK1NG T1M3 >:\
H3 N3V3R SHOULD H4V3 B33N S3T FR33 1N TH3 F1RST PL4C3
4T L34ST SOM3ON3 H3R3 H4S SOM3 COMMON S3NS3

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Another troll I can agree with. You guys are starting to grow on me.

omg what the fuck did my computer even do

[tongue3y3s]

TH4T 1S 4 P4RT1CUL4RLY D1STURB1NG W4Y OF PHR4S1NG 4FF3CT1ON >:|a
DO3S YOUR PL4N3T NOT H4V3 P4R4S1T1C GROWTHS
D1D 1 M1SS TH3 P4RT WH3R3 GROWTHS W3R3 R3G4RD3D POS1T1V3LY BY HUM4NS

i was so confuse ;;

[ex_outofcontrol435]

First off, not human. Be smarter than your buddies and don't question it, and I'll let that one slide.

Second, it's just a figure of speech. What sick kinds of growths do you have?

my computer started refusing to type and next thing i knew the comment was posted

[tongue3y3s]

OH! M4YB3 YOU SM3LL3D HUM4N B3C4US3 OF TH3 D3L1C1OUS R3D BLOOD
OOPS

[You can't tell, but she is getting a good, slobbery look at your video feed right now. Be lucky she prefers text.]

1F SOM3TH1NG GR3W ON YOU ON MY PL4N3T YOU WOULD JO1N TH3 UND34D W1TH1N D4YS

boo, computer. boo.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

... you know none of that makes sense, right? Maybe a vampire could smell my blood if I was there, I don't know how vampires work, but over video?

[He's totally distracted from everything else by that statement.]

[tongue3y3s]

WH4T NO!
1M NOT ON3 OF YOUR DUMB HUM4N R41NBOW DR1NK3RS
TH4TS K4N4YAS TH1NG
1M BL1ND >:]

[You don't understand how excited she gets every time she gets to explain to a new person that she's blind.]

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Rainbow... I don't even know what you're talking about anymore. But vampires aren't my fault any more than humans are.

[She's...]

Okay, so your story's that being blind made your sense of smell so strong that you can smell my blood from an image of me that you can't even see?

[tongue3y3s]

R41NBOW DR1NK3RS
WH1CH UNL1K3 HUM4N V4MP1R3S 4CTU4LLY 3X1ST
AND 1M NOT T4LK1NG 4BOUT YOUR BLOOD!
1M T4LK1NG 4BOUT TH3 CR1M1N4LS BLOOD
BUT B4S1C4LLY Y3S >;]
SOM3 M1NOR D3T41LS 4S1D3

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Honestly, I try to give people the benefit of the doubt around here after what I've seen, but that is fucking insane.

voice;

[odinsons]

[ i'm only half sorry... ]

...What? Is this some sort of code?

[tongue3y3s]

NO! >:O
MY TYP1NG 1S P3RF3CTLY L3G1BL3

[odinsons]

Perhaps your communicator is broken?

[tongue3y3s]

UMMMM NO 1TS WORK1NG L1K3 1T 4LW4YS DO3S
1 C4N SM3LL YOU JUST F1N3 4ND 3V3RYTH1NG

[odinsons]

[ okay this comes way late because he actually found something to write it down and he's going to crack your damn code, tz. ]

How in all the Nine Realms can you smell me?

[tongue3y3s]

W3LL 1F 1 COULDNT SM3LL YOU 1 WOULDNT KNOW HOW YOU LOOK3D 4T 4LL >:]

[odinsons]

You can tell my appearance from scent alone?

[tongue3y3s]

DUH!
HOW 3LS3 WOULD 1 B3 US1NG TH3 BR4C3L3T? >:]

offline

[ex_outofcontrol435]

The numbers are used as letters. Flip them around or add a line or two and you'll figure out which is supposed to be which.

[odinsons]

[ ...........oh. ]

What is the purpose? I do not understand.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

[He shrugs.]

Cultural thing, apparently. The ones that aren't weird are assholes, so be glad you're just getting weird.

[odinsons]

[ there is just a look of utter confusion on his face that will probably be stuck there. sorry, bro. ]

Cultural for whom, if I may?

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Trolls. Aliens, but they're called trolls. If you see coloured text with some stupid quirk, you know you're talking to one.

[odinsons]

Trolls??

[ ... ]

I was not aware they were intelligent enough to string together a proper thought...

[ex_outofcontrol435]

That depends on which one you meet.

[A little snicker.]