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04 ✯ fourth vision ✯ video

[See Elfa.

See Elfa briskly walking outside Hel's Welcome Hall.

See Elfa briskly walking outside Hel's Welcome Hall, and decking a certain muttonchopped idiot right in the face, and he goes down like a stack of bricks.

When it's all said and done, she crosses her arms and gives him a look.]

Here's a hint, asshole. Don't give me pet names.

[A beat, and she pulls out her last cigarette.]

Another thing. I don't break promises.

[[as a result of this]]

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[What.

What.

...well gosh.]

...I hope he deserved it.

[A snort.]

Tell me you'd enjoy a dumbass calling you "dearest" and "best beloved."

[Her hands go up in mocking quotes with the names.]

[He raises his eyebrows.]

I wouldn't particularly enjoy it, no.

[She fiddles with the unlit cigarette in her mouth.]

My point exactly. Made it a habit to use them whenever he could. So I decked him.

Fair enough.

[He is actually pretty okay with it. It's not like the guy's been seriously injured or anything, after all, and she's got a reasonable excuse.]

Though it's entirely possible he'll keep it up regardless.

And if he does, I'll break his nose. He does it again, I'll break his arm. Whatever gets the point across.

[She does not take well to being called names, it reminds her too much of the leerers back home.]

[He nods.]

All right. Just be careful, I guess.

Be careful?

[Eyebrow raise.]

People don't usually like being hit.

Well that's a given.

I'm just saying, he might try to retaliate.

And if he does, I kick his ass.

Again.

[He blinks, then shrugs.]

All right.

[She looks away for a moment, then back to him.]

Why are you so concerned.

I don't want you to get hurt. Especially if he was giving you a hard time and he deserved it.

But you don't really know me.

[CONFUSED.]

[He shifts a little, not looking at the camera.]

No, but we had an interesting conversation before.

So... why do you care? I'm a stranger to you.

[It's not said rudely. She's just. Confused. It doesn't make sense to her. No one back home acts like he does. Goes out of their way to help someone they don't actually know.]

[And he's never had anyone question him so directly about things like this before.]

Because I don't really like seeing anybody hurt.

[He checks himself.]

Unless they deserve it, I mean.

You tell 'im. S'never good t'break a promise.

[Bluntly:] I don't make them unless I can keep them. No point otherwise.

Isn't that what you're s'posed to do? Don't make 'em less you can keep 'em.

Did he promise somethin' and break it really bad? That would deserve being smacked.

Humans make them even when they can't keep them. I don't know why.

Nothing like that. He just told me to promise when I said I'd come find him and punch him. So I did.

You're not human? [This could be plausible. She's met aliens before. ... Maybe.] Are you an alien, then?

Good promise keepin'. Mickey told me that once. I kicked him.

[Not sure if proud or ... No, just proud.]

Not alien, just a cyborg.

[ He lets out a loud snarl, instantly scrambling to his feet again. He had been inspecting to be slapped, but not that hard. How is that even possible he doesn't even

he doesn't even but he is so angry and his nose is bleeding ]

What are you getting at?! [ He wipes the blood from his nose and makes a half-hearted, too-slow grab at her. His pride is already hurt. You hurt him, Elfa. ]

[LMAO REALLY, MORAN. REALLY. She just bats his hand away like a scolding mother and rolls her eyes.]

You said I should promise when I told you I'd come punch you. So I did.

[DUH. OBVIOUS ANSWER.]

[ YES, REALLY. He's stubborn and wants to start a fight, but he's already in pain and fighting an unarmed woman does not fit into his list of extremely grey morals.

But in general, it's a bit sad. Wounded old dog, this one. He still looks angry, but he's obviously reeled himself in again when he speaks. ]

You've got some power behind that fist. [ And after a sneer: ] Dearest.

[...

Moran, please pay attention THERE IS AN INCOMING FIST AIMED FOR YOUR JAW.

You

might want to move. Or stop saying those pet names. Just a hint.]

[ He does manage to dodge it this time, just by a muttonchop.

And now he's laughing like a madman. Probably because he is one. ]

Is that all, darling?

[No video, and for a moment, no audio.

Finally, she'll just hear a slow, solemn round of applause.]

[...the fuck is this. WHY IS SOMEONE CLAPPING oh god is this another asshole.]

Got what was coming to him.

I couldn't agree more. Couldn't even find the right words to express it. The city should give you a medal.

[ And later when he's trying to mend his broken pride (and his nose): ]

Piss off.

Right. [SHE SOUNDS SO UNIMPRESSED RIGHT NOW.]

I'm sure I'm doing the entire city a hell of a favor.

[ Stocking hasn't come across everyone in Hel yet, but that girl right there? That girl is awesome. She stops measuring out her chocolate chips to give a small round of applause. ]

[hgjfasjghkfas why are people applauding oh god. She was just doing her usual thing.

So basically she looks back at the camera and cocks an eyebrow.]

That asshole deserved it.

[ Because Stocking loves a little ~~domination~~ chaos. She raises a thumbs up when the girl looks into the video feed. ]

I don't know what drama you two have going on, but that was great.

It's simple. He's a dumbass has a habit of giving me pet names.

[A roll of her eyes and she bites down a bit harder on her cigarette.]

I told him I'd punch his face in if he did it again. He asked if it was a promise, and called me a name again. So I went and found him and punched his face in.

[ Stocking laughs as she continues on measuring out her ingredients. ] And "dumbass" was his name-o~

I'm Stocking, by the way.

Well... and here I thought you just made no sense. That was amusing. I'll remember not to give them to you either. Seems unhealthy.

I don't make sense?

[Whoa hold up. Since when. B| Samantha you're the one who's confusing.]

How the hell do I not make sense?

Eh. I just have no clue what makes you tick sometimes. Only thing about you that makes sense is your temper. That I can completely understand and get behind.

That is a - good rule to live by.

[She blinks.] I don't make them unless I can keep them.

( but a half-lidded look is so much easier to deal with )

Not many people have the willpower to do that. It is a marvel to see it in someone as young as you.

[Welp]

Nice punch.

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