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❝ᴛᴇɴᴛʜ, ᴀᴜᴅɪᴏ.❞

[ Click. An audio broadcast was being made in full session. However, there was no sound being heard as the audio cast is being made. For those who have almost perfect hearing will notice a faint sound being heard in the background. What was it? It would seem to be the sound of a low murmur reading while another familiar noise is being made. A more whisking sound? But don’t worry, Asgard, a voice will suddenly be heard after the first few seconds of audio. ]

Ririchiyo-sama? [ A female voice will be heard saying a very familiar name in a familiar way. Well, for those who know Ririchiyo and all. ] What are you working on?

[ Unfortunately for the other, no response will be given - or, at the very least, an instantaneous one. It would seem as though Ririchiyo was currently engrossed in reading the book that was laid out in front of her. “How to make pancakes” the header says, instructions being given in detail on how to go about creating such a thing. As she reads further on, she mutters the instructions to herself as she measures everything with precise precision, making no room for failure. ]

“Sift the flour and salt into a large mixing bowl with a sieve held high above the bowl so the flour gets a airing” … [ More instructions seem to be muttered when finally -- ] “2 tablespoons of the batter mixture” …

[ It would seem as though the first female was being entirely ignored by her master. And by the sound of silence, she did not mind being ignored. If only everyone was able to notice the sparkles and look of happiness on her face. She was finding the other female the most adorable. Without a moment to lose, the other female will get all the more closer to the younger one as she places a hand on either side of her arms from behind. ]

Ahh. It would seem as though you are working on making breakfast for us. If you don’t mind, I’ll stay here a little while longer before feeding our adorable kits. Please, continue the hard work. I’m sure they will be good...

[ She will offer a kiss on her partner’s cheek as her chest brushed against her back without a second thought. ]

… Huh? [ Engrossed as she had been prior to this moment, it would seem as though she had been thrown back into reality as the feeling of something against her back became more noticeable. It was hard at first to remember if she offered that Roromiya stayed the night, for the only female she knew who was this affectionate was no one else but her. But that couldn’t right, could it? Knitting her eyebrows together in thought, she slowly tries to do the maths. The only people who lived here were herself and Miketsu...kami... ]

Mi-Mi-Mi-Mi-Mi-Miketsukami-- [ Wait. ] -san?

Yes? [ The other female will remain in place, but the sound of confusion will not be lost. ]

It’s not “yes”. [ Blunt as ever, that would be good ole’ Ririchiyo. ] Why are you suddenly a girl!?

[ There will be some silence as the other female let’s go of Ririchiyo and begins to smile, very amused by her blunt question ]

What are you now saying, Ririchiyo-sama? I have always been like this -- female, just like you. [ Placing a hand over the younger girl’s cheek, she will give her a simple smile as she gets closer ] Although, I do admit... something odd is happening. All of my clothes are currently missing, and I wanted to know if you knew where it was. [ With a teasing voice, and getting even closer to her. ] Did you happen to hide them again? Just like the last time, I know you asked the kits to hide my clothes, so you can keep me here a little longer~ [ Whispering in her ears. ] You know I am always ready to show you everything, so there is no need to play those sort of tricks.

Spare me that shameless image. [ Remaining as blunt as earlier, she dismisses the other girl’s advances quite speedily. ] I have no reason to hide your clothes from you for, unlike you, I’m not that perverse.

[ Giggles. Why are you so cute? ] That is not what I heard the other night. You were definitely being as perverse as I was~ [ Turning away from the other, she will simply smile and sway back and forth on her feet. ] What a shame. It would only seem as though Ririchiyo-sama only acts like my vixen at night than at day. It isn’t as though someone is listening to us. It is only us girls. Why do you feel so shy?

S-Saying such a thing so early in the day... Th-That type of thing is... U-Ugh! Learn to filter your thoughts a little, will you!? [ Embarrassed, she moves away from the kitchen in a little off a huff as she tries her hardest to ignore the other girl’s presence. ] There’s only one girl here, and that girl isn’t you. H-Hmph! This must be a curse of some kind. That’s right - that’s the only logical explanation to this.

[ The other girls reactions will simply get a mischievous smile out of her. Following after her master, she was getting close in wanting to apologize for teasing her when she was clearly not in the mood for them, but the final part of her master’s speech will stop her in her tracks. Confusion and concern clearly taking over her more mischievous mood. ] Ririchiyo-sama....? [ The concern in her expression was more apparent as she holds her arms back to her side. ] Are you certain you are feeling well? There has always been two girls living in this household. You have never once lived alone here...

[ Hearing the question on whether she was feeling well was enough of a means for her to stare at the other with a deadpan expression, almost as if to question the other’s sanity. ] That’s my line. Asking me such a ridiculous question... shouldn’t I be the one asking you that?

….I am terribly sorry for offending you. [ Her gaze will lower as she bows before her master. It was clear that she was uncertain in the proper way to handle her master. However, as she was about to rise, she will notice a small light blinking onto her master’s arm. She will begin to blink a couple of times before standing up straight. ] Umm...Ririchiyo-sama, I believe your bracelet is... [ How to say it without scaring her? ] It is glowing...

W-What? [ Glowing...? Slowly, her gaze goes down to her bracelet on her wrist that was, as Miketsukami said, glowing. Which meant... ] Everything we’ve been saying up until now... everyone...

Overheard us? [ All said in a very amused tone of voice. ]

[ And now would be the part where a loud and piercing scream makes itself heard. If this was any indication, it would seem as though Ririchiyo wasn’t quite as amused as Miketsukami. ] AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! I WANT TO DIE—!!

[ As per usual, Ririchiyo is purple whereas Soushi is silver. In short, Soushi has been placed under a curse where he believes that he is, and always has been, female. Replies will be coming from

onlyacurse from Soushi's end. ]

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You two are like a radio soap opera from hell. You know that, don't you?

[She hadn't ever met either of them and she wasn't sure if this was horrendously irritating or just funny.]

Then stop listening! [ Regardless if the other found it irritating or funny, she found it more embarrassing than anything else and that was yet to change. ]

You ever watched a car crash from the side of the road because you couldn't stop staring? It's kind of hard not to keep staring.

... ... ... I can’t say that I have, but allow me to question why you would keep on staring rather than calling for help.

Easy to stare and call for help at the same time. Besides, you two don't look like you need help. She might need a cold shower.

He―She isn’t drunk. [ Of course people say to have a cold shower after having too much to drink, so naturally that was her first assumption regarding the suggestion. ] However, I wouldn’t object to spraying her with water.

What does drunk have to do with that? Eh, nevermind. It's not important. I'm more curious why you'd spray her with water.

Isn’t that much obvious? [ Probably not, so she’ll grant Samantha an explanation at least. ] It’s a form of training that most dogs undergo when they misbehave. Understand?

Ah. But she's not a dog, or are you trying to punish her by demeaning her?

Hm―Hmph! It’s not demeaning her as much as obliging to her wishes of wanting to be treated as such. What, do you have a better form of punishment in mind? If so, by all means do share with the rest of us lower beings.

Eh? She... wants that?

[Ok, her conversation with the other girl was starting to make a little more creepy sense.]

Your relationship... is a little odd to me, but whatever floats your boat I guess. I don't think I have a clue how to improve it. You're way outside what I know.

Our relationship? [ Well, even to Ririchiyo their relationship was a strange one. Hell, even the residents of Mansion del Ayakashi questioned if they were really considered a ‘cute’ couple for ‘awkward’ seemed more accurate. Even so, she did love Miketsukami despite his perverse personality. ] He is my Secret Service agent. What else is there to know? He acts as my bodyguard, and even then he exceeds his limits as such. In addition, you could say we are close.

Oh, ok. He's your bodyguard I guess then? Definitely sounded closer. It's not a bad thing. Like I said. Whatever floats your boat. It's just... not something I'm used to myself.

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[The other's description of their accidental broadcast to the network will get an amused giggle out of her. Were they really such terrible actors? Oops.]

It would seem so, if you believe it as such. I will neither fight nor deny your opinion. My only hope is my choice of words did not make you feel uncomfortable. If I have known beforehand about the bracelet recording, then I would have choosen better words to use in their place.

[It would seem she felt a tiny bit guilty now.]

I apologize for the broadcast

Nope, not uncomfortable. You've got to try a lot harder to do that. Whatever the two of you do behind closed door's your business. Just making an observation. I'm betting the folks that actually know you two are probably a little more weirded out.

[There will be a giggle escapring her lips because the other person has hit right on the mark. But, her giggles are mostly due to finding the other interesting. She was the only one not making a fuss over her wording.]

It's wonderful to know I was unable to reach your level of discomfort. My words are set to my master's comfort level, but it would seem a few were either disturbed or excited by such words. [Now she does not sound as amused, but what can she do.] Nevertheless, I wish to be given the chance to both apologize for the rude behavior while show my gratitude for remaining understanding over the uncomfortable situation. You are most kind.

[Actually, whether Souko realized it or not, discomfort started to play into it. The whole talk of 'master' was a little bit of an issue for her. At the same time, if they talked like that, they were willing, so it was very much a 'whatever floats your boat.'

...

Wait, it almost sounds liked ...]

That almost makes it sound like you meant that only to be heard by them, and you're a little put off other folks might be getting hot and bothered by a private talk.

Oh, dear me. Did I insuinate such a thought?

[She might be using a concerned voice, but it is difficult to tell is Samantha is correct on her theory. Souko is an interesting breed, to say the least. It was sometimes difficult to tell if she was being genuine or just playful. But, there is one thing we all know: she is a bit put off by men having heard. No. Men always taint everything.]

No. The thought of my intimate conversations with my master having been broadcasted to everyone was never my intention. I respect her privacy and wishes, so the mere thought of unknown strangers enjoying the talk...I do admit it is rather nervewrecking. Hopefully, no one decides to harrass my master in any way as she works. If I remember correctly, we are not the only ones whom use these forums daily, right?

Eh. I doubt anyone's going to do too much about this, so don't worry. There's plenty of other things for them to worry about. I'd bet people make stupid mistakes all the time.

Hopefully. Regardless the many times I have all ready apologized to my master, my guilt over the situation remains along with my concern for her well-being. I do hope you are right to believe so.

[And she really does mean those words.]

Thank you very much for being very understanding. It is rare to find someone as thoughtful as yourself.

Thoughtful? Me? Nah. I'm just... weird. I don't look at things the way other people do. Personally, though, you're different too... just in another way [One that was really kind of creeping her out a little. She wasn't used to the whole 'devoted to someone' thing.]. I have a feeling your master probably knows, at least a little.

As for the rest? Try not to worry so much. You'll get by easier.

Thank you very much.

[Then at her comment over being weird and different, she will simply shake her head even if the other person could not see her do so.]

Weird? No. I do not believe you have presented yourself in such a matter. On the contrary, you are quite kind. [Althought, it did sound as though being "weird" was a bad thing. Hmm.] But even so, to have the ability to view the world differently than the way others do is rather unique. Isn't it a perfectly respectable trait to have? At the very least, I find it an enviable trait to possess.

[She chuckled when she'd finished listening to her. The fact that Souko didn't sound like she completely believed she was that odd just amused Samantha, though perhaps she understood and was just speaking generally.]

Trust me. You've got a unique way of looking at things. Personally, it's got its perks, but my reasons for being this way don't really make it all that pleasant for me some days.

Today? Today's fine.

[The way Samantha is beginning to speak is as thought she did not have a stable personality. Souko will begin to guess on the true meaning behind her words, but decided against it a few moments later. After all, she did not have enought clues to pin point anything. Besides, Souko knew her place with everyone -- she had no right to make any assumptions unless given permission to.]

Then it brings me great joy to hear you are doing well. I do hope you continue to feel as you do because I would be most honored to continue having the priveledge to speak to you further, if you permit it.

[Don't be too surprised if her name and gender change if they do get the chance to meet again.]

[She wasn't entirely stable, no, and Souko's personality confused her a bit. She thought about the offer for a bit and frowned. The conversation had been... a little hard for her to understand.

Then again, she had to get used to this sort of thing. It was worth it to try. It would probably help if the conversation didn't start this awkwardly anyway.]

Sure. What the hell. Give me a call sometime and we grab something to eat at a diner.