samantha_grey: (Demon Grin)
Samantha Grey ([personal profile] samantha_grey) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-09-12 10:33 am

Second Vice - Video

[Have a red-head. She doesn't look any different than she usually does, aside from the fact that her expression seems more than a touch 'off' for some reason. She's seated lazily in a cheap-looking, beat-up old easy-chair. The room behind her isn't clearly visible, and looks at best glance to be someone's basement. There's healthy odds that, given the repairs around the city, she's found some poor bastard's basement in one of the still unfinished spots and is lounging in a room. The room probably looks familiar to only one person in all of Asgard. Otherwise, there is no immediate indication of where she is visible.

There's nothing else particularly unusual about the chamber, and were it not for the odd way that she was leering at the screen, it might not be quite as disturbing as it is.
]

Good evening my fellow travelers. I'm expecting some guests in a little bit to pick up a friend of theirs, and I wouldn't want to be remiss in ... entertaining them properly when they arrive. However, they aren't here yet, and everyone else is a little indisposed, so I find myself bored and with a little time on my hands.

I do soo... hate boredom [Her tail flops about lazily as she says this.]. Won't someone be so kind as to offer a little bit of light diversion while I wait for the mounties on their shining white horses?

(OOC: This thread should stay PG-13, if very creepy. There is, however, a high potential of some triggery issues. Just be aware.)
expy: (you're gonna be)

audio; GENTLY PLACEHOLDS FOR SLEEPS..........

[personal profile] expy 2012-09-13 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
...This again?

[Well, someone hasn't had a very nice day gee I wonder why]
expy: (sad inside)

perma audio;

[personal profile] expy 2012-09-16 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[she almost doesn't get what she means, but--then she remembers her house.]

So that was you. You're a Body Control user.
expy: (if i feel the need to hide)

[personal profile] expy 2012-09-17 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah. Can it, Hamlet. If you're trying to unnerve me, I've got to say-- getting threatened got old by the fifth time it happened.

[Does she sound... bored???? Yes. Yes she does.]
expy: (and our particles that burn it all)

[personal profile] expy 2012-09-17 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
[...................THERE IS ONLY ONE LOGICAL, ELOQUENT WAY TO REPLY TO THIS.]

Wow. You just earned your asshole rapist badge. Props to you, girl.
expy: (and i do not give a damn)

[personal profile] expy 2012-09-20 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
You're running out of threatening lines, aren't you?

[Yes, Eve. That's what we do. We snark when grossed out.]
expy: (they say i'm a control freak)

[personal profile] expy 2012-09-22 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
How about you write a poem, instead?
expy: (see it on me love,see it on me love)

[personal profile] expy 2012-09-25 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
You were doing so well until you used "ass" in a poem.
expy: (if i feel the need to hide)

[personal profile] expy 2012-09-25 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
I think I'll stick to the cheesy ones, thanks.
expy: (was i meant to feel happy)

[personal profile] expy 2012-09-27 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
More like a sane human being. But thanks for trying today. Your consolation prize is absolutely nothing.