04 | Video / failed filter from Ange

[gunsgoldgirls]

Alright, listen up, this one's to all the guys who've hit puberty.  Every one of you. You see this girl?

[He holds up a photo of ]

That's Ange. She's my kid. Real cute, right? I know. Well don't get thinking she's too cute, 'cause you're not allowed to talk to her.  If I catch any guys talking to her, I'm gonna track them down and gut them like a fish, you got it? Good.  Well here's a list of offenders so far after looking back on the bracelet. You guys are safe for now, but consider this your final warning.

Ryuunosuke Uryuu
Eridan Ampora
Hijiri Shinozuka
Kiyomasa Senji
Shiki Tohno
Kurt Hummel
Aoto
Soushi Miketsukami
Arihiko Inui
Kaz
Nezumi
Shion
Koda Hasegawa
Austin O'Brien
Hisao Nakai

Comments

[titties]

... Oi. Looks like you did something right for once, old man!

Video Threadjack like a bawss.

[seventeenpills]

Hahaha! You're agreeing with him? And here I was sticking up for you, man.

aw yeah

[titties]

... Hang on. Just what did that bastard say, anyways?

[seventeenpills]

I told him you made me promise to treat your sister only in the manner of an absolute Gentleman. He replied that anyone who knew you was bad news, that you were a huge pervert, a freak of nature, a brat and a total weirdo. You can go back and look at the comment thread if you want. I told him you were my friend and a great guy and everything, but I don't think he wants to hear it. Sorry man - I tried.

[titties]

You have my thanks. To be perfectly honest with, I don't get why you're on this list in the first place--but everyone else can go!

[seventeenpills]

Hey, friends have to stick up for one another, right? And I'm on there because like I already told you, I spoke to your sister one time. It was a nice conversation, nothing particularly deep and meaningful but pleasant. Hardly woth being threatened over. I mean, really - he's going to 'gut me like a fish' for saying Hi?

[titties]

That old bastard is pretty damned ruthless, but... Don't worry about him. The important thing is that you have my permission to talk to Ange!

[seventeenpills]

Heh, thanks man. I appreciate that. Should I ever see her again I'd hate her to see me run away for fear of having my intestines pulled out. Something like that is bound to give her the wrong impression.

[titties]

You don't have to worry about that. There's no way Ange'll listen to our old man!

[seventeenpills]

Then I think she is a lot more clever than he gives her credit for.

[titties]

Or no one in their right mind would listen to that bastard.

[seventeenpills]

I don't think anyone on that list is going to listen either, you know. Actually, I think if anything, they're going to feel the kind of indignation that will make them want to see her MORE. He may well have just invited fifteen different kinds of stress into his life.

[titties]

Something like that definitely won't be a problem. They'll have to go through me, too!

[gunsgoldgirls]

[Awww right, Battler. Thumbs up right back atcha.]

You bet your ass I did! Things're getting out of hand!

[titties]

And Ange isn't allowed to date before she's 30, either! So there's no reason to talk to a bunch of guys, right?

[gunsgoldgirls]

Yeah, that's right! I want grandkids eventually, but not until she's at least 40, so I guess she can start shopping around for the father at 30...

[titties]

And we have to talk to them before they agree to be boyfriend and girlfriend.

[gunsgoldgirls]

That's only natural, isn't it how it always goes? Anybody who doesn't ask's bad news for sure!

[titties]

Ange's a pretty different story from what I'm about to say but... isn't that pretty old fashioned in general?

[gunsgoldgirls]

...Yeah, it's old fashioned. I never asked. But then, I'm bad news.

[titties]

Even if you talked to them... the minute they would've seen you, they would've said no way!

[gunsgoldgirls]

What? You're nuts, they'd've loved me! Just look at my dashing good looks and great business sense!

[titties]

You're pretty damned delusional on top of everything else.

[gunsgoldgirls]

Shut up, boy. You weren't around back in college. The girls were all over me, I had everything. Still do. You're pretty lucky you managed to get some good genes from me.

[titties]

Are you sure those good genes weren't from Kyrie-san?