Kaz (
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asgardeventide2012-07-03 07:25 pm
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[ Kaz's trip to Utgard? Wasn't exactly the best experience he's ever had. He met someone he wasn't intending to and now he's gotten himself roped into working for the Queen of Thrymheim and it's been a pretty subduing experience. "Go and convert others against the Gods." Great mission.
The perks are pretty nice though. He's sent back to Utgard without much trouble which means catching a carriage back to Asgard since he's bushed. Once he's close enough for the network not to be so unreliable, though... ]
What the fuck. I leave for a week and you guys almost kill yourselves while camping???? Seriously, how the heck are humans still even around? It's a miracle you haven't gone extinct by now. Maybe it's because you multiply like rabbits. [ Kaz what are you talking about you have 90384768934693 siblings back home ]
Seriously, what the fuck has been going on here? Why does everyone have beards??
[ He'll decide to leave it at that because THIS IS HIS STOP, central Asgard near the castle and dear gods he did not miss this place or anyone in it 8| But being treated like a pet spider by an ice queen is just a bit draining and this is the furthest place from her that he can think of heading to. yep. ]
[ ooc; KAZ IS BACK did you miss him probably not sob he's a terrible person. Feel free to run into him near the castle! HE HAS SOUVENIRS. ]
The perks are pretty nice though. He's sent back to Utgard without much trouble which means catching a carriage back to Asgard since he's bushed. Once he's close enough for the network not to be so unreliable, though... ]
What the fuck. I leave for a week and you guys almost kill yourselves while camping???? Seriously, how the heck are humans still even around? It's a miracle you haven't gone extinct by now. Maybe it's because you multiply like rabbits. [ Kaz what are you talking about you have 90384768934693 siblings back home ]
Seriously, what the fuck has been going on here? Why does everyone have beards??
[ He'll decide to leave it at that because THIS IS HIS STOP, central Asgard near the castle and dear gods he did not miss this place or anyone in it 8| But being treated like a pet spider by an ice queen is just a bit draining and this is the furthest place from her that he can think of heading to. yep. ]
[ ooc; KAZ IS BACK did you miss him probably not sob he's a terrible person. Feel free to run into him near the castle! HE HAS SOUVENIRS. ]
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So. You can actually talk without making peoples' ears bleed.
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Wow, fuck you too.
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[Not the heartfelt reunion of the star-struck lovebirds this.]
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The fuck is your problem?? Do all halfbreeds have a stick shoved up their ass at all times?
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Sandlewood's good for cleansing foul odors.
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[Oh god, had she just stooped so low as to actually insult this bloody, half-breed cretin with that kindergarten nursery rhyme of insults? Had she really stooped so low? She was pinching the bridge of her nose and growling.]
Where the fuck were you, and why the fuck didn't you stay there, you foul-mouthed little jackass? I was just barely starting to think the house was almost tolerable, what with the demons that aren't demons wandering the halls.
So fucking renting an apartment.
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[She was still not 100% convinced it wasn't some elaborate ruse.]
And I'm not living on the streets in this place, so as long as you and I are mooching off these bastard kidnappers they call gods, we're stuck living in the same building.
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She just doesn't know if she trusts them. Aradia's ok... lil weird. Of course, she hasn't met Gamzee yet.]
Termites? Eh, whatever. They're odd. Right, whatever. I think we're done here. Your ass is back in town, I stay out of your turf and you stay out of mine. Don't want to wake up in a damned web.
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[Yes, cuts on his masculinity. Real mature, Samantha.]
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Fuck you, if I was gonna lay eggs--which I can't, idiot--I'd lay them in your brain and watch them crawl out your eyes.
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That's the most screwed up come-on I've ever heard. You should know I'm the black widow type, bug boy. Come near me at night some time, and you'll go home missing something.
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Like anyone's dumb enough to let your sorry sack near them. Some people have a shred of taste.
[Somebody didn't know about Euri. Of course, that also meant he wasn't getting 'pet demon' cracks right now.]
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Some lady named Keine, prattled about some joint defense plan, elected councils for all the houses. Not the most brilliant plan, but they'll probably end up agreeing to something similar, not the same.
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Ahahahahaaaaa--holy fuck, you mean someone actually tried that? They can't even get a decent police team going! I am so glad I missed this.
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