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[parasiteye]

[ Kaz's trip to Utgard? Wasn't exactly the best experience he's ever had. He met someone he wasn't intending to and now he's gotten himself roped into working for the Queen of Thrymheim and it's been a pretty subduing experience. "Go and convert others against the Gods." Great mission.

The perks are pretty nice though. He's sent back to Utgard without much trouble which means catching a carriage back to Asgard since he's bushed. Once he's close enough for the network not to be so unreliable, though... ]

What the fuck. I leave for a week and you guys almost kill yourselves while camping???? Seriously, how the heck are humans still even around? It's a miracle you haven't gone extinct by now. Maybe it's because you multiply like rabbits. [ Kaz what are you talking about you have 90384768934693 siblings back home ]

Seriously, what the fuck has been going on here? Why does everyone have beards??

[ He'll decide to leave it at that because THIS IS HIS STOP, central Asgard near the castle and dear gods he did not miss this place or anyone in it 8| But being treated like a pet spider by an ice queen is just a bit draining and this is the furthest place from her that he can think of heading to. yep. ]


[ ooc; KAZ IS BACK did you miss him probably not sob he's a terrible person. Feel free to run into him near the castle! HE HAS SOUVENIRS. ]

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[samantha_grey]

[Try to ignore the flaming red van dyke making her look like a female satan. Or don't. She has an annoyed look on her features. His face is recognizable, however.]

So. You can actually talk without making peoples' ears bleed.

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[parasiteye]

[ kaz could never forget someone with red hair, it's rare back home♥ He looks about as pleased to see her as she does to see him, snorting ]

Wow, fuck you too.

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[samantha_grey]

I haven't smelled your fetid stench lingering in the halls lately. [Not to mention webbing. She'd been watching for webbing.] Where the hell have you been, or did you decide to make your haunt somewhere else and save both of us a huge headache?

[Not the heartfelt reunion of the star-struck lovebirds this.]

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[parasiteye]

[ There's a couple of dokis missing it's true. ]

The fuck is your problem?? Do all halfbreeds have a stick shoved up their ass at all times?

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[samantha_grey]

You don't exactly make a good first impression, Casanova. I seem to remember you saying something about staying off your turf almost as soon as we met. So maybe you should check your own rear for a stick too. We can play pick up sticks.

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[parasiteye]

If you're sayin' you've been encroaching on it we're gonna have a problem.

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[samantha_grey]

Please. Like I actually want to smell of your reek along with brimstone. Still don't even know what damned room you live in, and I'd rather keep it that way. I'm betting I'm going to have to grab some air freshener for the entry hall. Maybe some damned incense.

Sandlewood's good for cleansing foul odors.

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[parasiteye]

You're the one that smells like ass--!

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[samantha_grey]

He who smelt it dealt it.

[Oh god, had she just stooped so low as to actually insult this bloody, half-breed cretin with that kindergarten nursery rhyme of insults? Had she really stooped so low? She was pinching the bridge of her nose and growling.]

Where the fuck were you, and why the fuck didn't you stay there, you foul-mouthed little jackass? I was just barely starting to think the house was almost tolerable, what with the demons that aren't demons wandering the halls.

So fucking renting an apartment.

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[parasiteye]

I was here first actually--so why don't you get the fuck out, greenhorn?? An' who the heck says I ain't a demon just because I'm not like the retarded ones that come from "hell" or whatever??

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[samantha_grey]

I'm not talking about you, jackamole. You're a demon, or at least part demon. No, there's these ... things all over the house that look like damned demons, but they're supposed to be trolls or some shit like that.

[She was still not 100% convinced it wasn't some elaborate ruse.]

And I'm not living on the streets in this place, so as long as you and I are mooching off these bastard kidnappers they call gods, we're stuck living in the same building.

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[parasiteye]

--Ohhh...you mean the termites. [ FINALLY someone else who hates them besides him this is a miracle ]

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[samantha_grey]

[Hate's a strong word. She doesn't even hate him. She just thinks he's an annoying idiot. The only person she 'hates' is more based on his reputation than anything.

She just doesn't know if she trusts them. Aradia's ok... lil weird. Of course, she hasn't met Gamzee yet.]

Termites? Eh, whatever. They're odd. Right, whatever. I think we're done here. Your ass is back in town, I stay out of your turf and you stay out of mine. Don't want to wake up in a damned web.

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[parasiteye]

What, don't like white gunk in your hair?

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[samantha_grey]

Don't need you laying your damned eggs on me either, precious.

[Yes, cuts on his masculinity. Real mature, Samantha.]

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[parasiteye]

[ They're going to be best friends I can tell ]

Fuck you, if I was gonna lay eggs--which I can't, idiot--I'd lay them in your brain and watch them crawl out your eyes.

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[samantha_grey]

[Best of palls. She's thinking of taking up voodoo just for him.]

That's the most screwed up come-on I've ever heard. You should know I'm the black widow type, bug boy. Come near me at night some time, and you'll go home missing something.

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[parasiteye]

No one would be interested in a stupid half-demon like you anyway!!

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[samantha_grey]

[Oh she wished that was true. She had a real bad record this way.]

Like anyone's dumb enough to let your sorry sack near them. Some people have a shred of taste.

[Somebody didn't know about Euri. Of course, that also meant he wasn't getting 'pet demon' cracks right now.]

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[parasiteye]

Some people, but it looks like you're not one of 'em. I've had plenty of good times here whether you like it or not. Deal with it.

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[samantha_grey]

Thank you for confirming this place is full of idiots. I didn't need that after the government discussions. Were they bug fetishists or some crap?

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[parasiteye]

Wait, what government discussions...?

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[samantha_grey]

[Oh? Did she suddenly get briefly useful? She actually sneers at him, an eyebrow raised. That hideous, satanic goatee twitches and she blows out her moustache.]

Some lady named Keine, prattled about some joint defense plan, elected councils for all the houses. Not the most brilliant plan, but they'll probably end up agreeing to something similar, not the same.

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[parasiteye]

[ kaz wants tickets to this gun show ]

Ahahahahaaaaa--holy fuck, you mean someone actually tried that? They can't even get a decent police team going! I am so glad I missed this.

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[samantha_grey]

It was a shouting match. They're taking bets on how long till it goes corrupt. She didn't run away crying, if that says anything. Other than that, the fucking soap opera's been pretty much non-stop, and the now the clowns are back.