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[playerkills]

[ Yozora hates it when she has to announce the loser club's Important Events. Believe it or not, she gets shy. And when she gets shy, you can be sure that she has her trusty horse head by her side. Or in this case, on her head. She's been wearing it since this morning. ]

Attention, Neighbors Club! To make use of Kodaka's winnings from Asgard's last atrocious contest that I never want to participate in ever again, we're holding an event open to club members and normals alike. It is, of course, aligned with our club's mission and vision. Through this activity, we aim to improve our abilities in fostering teamwork and camaraderie among people we may not necessarily agree with on a day to day basis, and hopefully inspire the beginnings of beautiful friendships among the citizens of Asgard.

... Or something like that. Oi, Meat! I don't want to do this anymore. Explain for me. [ puts her hands behind her head and her feet on the table ]

Don't talk to me directly while you're wearing that! This one person already thinks I approve of things like that! From now on you have to say "That damned Yozora says..." before I respond! [ but she already responded ] I'm going to have to repeat everything you said because I'm sure no one was able to hear it because of their horror!

[ as if to try to counteract the horror sena's saying everything with an overly bright smile ]

Attention, Neighbors Club! To make use of Kodaka's winnings from Asgard's last atrocious contest that the superior me was able to avoid participating in unlike the other pitiful people who shall remain unnamed, we're holding an event open to club members and lowborns alike. It is, of course, aligned with our club's mission and vision. Through this activity, we aim to improve our abilities in fostering teamwork and camaraderie among people we don't agree with me with on a day to day basis, and hopefully inspire the beginnings of beautiful friendships among the female citizens of Asgard!

Thanks to the advice given to me by the athletic Saki-chan, I realized that the bonds of friendship can often be forged through teamwork and trial by fire! Which is why for our next club activity we'll be having a paintball game! [ the gleam in her eye could be interpreted as an excitement. but to be more accurate it is the gleam of a bloodthirsty cheating cheater playerkilling levelgrinding cheater. ] But because it wouldn't be fair to you to have to be pitted against me, we're going to make things interesting! Instead of a more usual paintball game, we'll be having two kinds of games! One will be to emphasize the importance of teamwork: having to work together to protect one person on your team!

As for the other game! Zombies are really fashionable right now... I'd let the cute Eucliwood-chan turn me into a zombie... [ get a grip! ] The second battle will be with a zombie apocalypse theme! Players will fight to survive until the end of the first round! The people who were taken out will become zombies attacking the people who survived the first round!

...Or something like that. Hey Kodaka! I just realized, some of the people here might not even know what paintball is so explain it to them!

[ he sighs, face palming at the embarrassing comments Yozora and Sena are making. He's behind both girls when they speak. ] You know, it's not like I knew there was a contest going on and I was the only one in my house hugging people.

[ but oh right, explaining things. he looks like he's taking this seriously thinking about this. ] Well, paintball is sort of like a game of tag. To tag someone, you use the paintball gun full of paint pellets, err, paint bullets instead of your hand. [ why must he be the one to explain he is so awkward turtle!! Usually there are teams, so teamwork is important in order to create a strategy to beat the other team. A person is considered out if they get hit with a paintball in this case. When you're out, you have to sit on the sidelines for the normal rounds.

[ he raises a finger ] Try to not shoot anyone in the face as that won't count and hurt the other person a good amount. [ just in case anyone was getting the idea to. ] This is a game, after all, but if anything does happen we have some healers here from Sigyn who'd probably help you out. Bruises are probably going to happen if you get shot at close range.

[ he rubs his chin... yes, that is most of it. ] We'll have two rounds. One will be normal and one will be considered the "Zombie Game." During the zombie game, it'll be harder for the non-zombies to win, but whoever wins it will be considered Asgard's first paintball champion.

[ pauses, looking around. ] I guess if you have anymore questions, we'll try to answer them. This event will take place on [insert day 100 ic date, Gefion park, and the exact time.].

[ The feed goes back to Yozora the Horseface. ] That is all!

(ooc announcement here!)

Comments

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[sc4l3s]

[ give the blind girl a gun ]

I'll play your weird human games.

[playerkills]

[ which is why yozora consents to this! ]

Ha! Let it be known that I show no mercy.

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[meatshields]

Heh, as long you don't use "weird human games" as an excuse for when you lose!

[ death wish ]

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[blossomgale]

That horse... sounds familiar... [ Yozora, the first time she spoke to you, it was in audio and she never got your name!!!! ]

...I want to play paintball.

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[meatshields]

That's the evil I warned you about!

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[playerkills]

I, the fox spirit, am actually a misunderstood specter -- see, I'm only here to rid the world of vile whores named Sena. It's no wonder she sees me as evil. Also, contrary to popular belief, this horse head protects me from her disgusting smell and aura.

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[volcanoes]

Horse head again.

[Iceland never cares about your actual announcements, Horse Head.]

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[playerkills]

[ folds her arms ] What do you want, country?

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[compressed]

["Asgard's last atrocious contest that she was able to avoid participating in"? ... Damien definitely hasn't forgotten the near-death experience regarding marshmallow hell that Sena gave him--but he figures that she just wants to save face. Welp...]

How are zombies fashionable... Aren't they constantly in a rotting state?

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[mishaps]

I think you're taking it a little bit too literally.

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[meatshields]

[ it doesn't count because there's no way the gods can force her to do anything so she did it willingly so she never participated! so it doesn't count! ]

There are a lot of books and movies and shows coming out about zombies! But of course I'm only interested in the ones with the cute Eu-chan and Rea-chan and... [ and she drones on and on ]

[ audio ]

[playerkills]

That's the current state of Meat's brain, so I would have to say it's a perfectly sensible statement if it's coming from her.

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[onceknighted]

[he's regretting so much in this one moment]

Looking at this announcement fills me with a deep sense of shame that I don't believe I'll ever truly be able to rid myself of.

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[meatshields]

Learn to live with it! [ most unsympathetic girl ] Defiant kids are only cute when they're like Kobato-chan!

[playerkills]

Shame starts losing its meaning whenever I wear this head. Do you want one?

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[alphastorming]

They're not real zombies, are they?

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[meatshields]

We don't have the club funds for it. It's so inconvenient! I've never had to deal with this problem before!

[ ......where to even begin with what's wrong with her ]

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[this_chair]

You guys are idiots. Can't you do anything normally?

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[mishaps]

You don't have to partake, you know.

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[sehnsuchts]

[ Eh, that was a lot of talking. ]

Does this 'neighbors club' usually partake in these kind of activities?

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[mishaps]

Not exactly, but sort of. We try to do things that friends do with each other.

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[survived]

Is it really okay to use guns like that? Even if the bullets aren't lethal it seems like they would be dangerous to use.

[Hello, guess who's only recently seen a gun for the first time? What are paint bullets....

Yeah, he's imagining something totally different.]

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[playerkills]

It's fine. Shoot Meat as many times as you like, Shion. [ YOZORA STOP ]

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[arihibro]

Oh, is this the infamous horse head? ...Man, I'd act scared to humor you, but I can't bring myself to even do that. It looks terrible.

[playerkills]

I don't need your pity, delinquent. Kh... and what do you mean by infamous? [ LOOKING AT SENA RIGHT NOW ]

[begrudged]

I donno, I think this sounds like fun.

[playerkills]

[ SHE SOUNDS FAMILIAR but yozora won't push it. she might get to defeat her in paintball hehehe... ] Fun? I suppose. But I wouldn't take a paintball war so lightly.

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[corona]

PAINT BULLETS? Yozora! That is completely genius!

[ Violence and art brought together in one glorious union of modern genius????

Sign her right the fuck up. ]

[playerkills]

Isn't it? I'll let you be on my team if you want, Rapunzel.

[ but it's going to be randomized in the end anyway, yozora... ]

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[deputychief]

What a good idea. I'm sure the cute Eucliwood-chan would love to turn you into a zombie, Kashiwazaki-san.

Are the teams to be determined by house, then?

[playerkills]

I hope she does.

They will be randomized. Sorting by house would be most certainly unfair.