Roxy Lalonde [tipsyGnostalgic] (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
tipsygnostalgia) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
asgardeventide2012-05-20 10:23 pm
tipsygnostalgia) wrote in asgardeventide2012-05-20 10:23 pm
5th Martini [Video]
[Backdated to the previous day]
[Roxy had found the network to be pretty entertaining over the course of the day, with random residents breaking out into song and dance. Once she began to feel the urge to transform into a little songbird herself she sat the bracelet on the desk in her room so the viewers can get a good enough view.
Because unlike most people under this random effect, not only did she find it fun but she happened to think that a) she had a pretty fan-fuckin-tastic singing voice and that b) she looks hot when she dances. and she looks hot in these clothes. hot.. That's right, she is totally about to woo all of Asgard with her incredible talent!]
[Grabbing her hairbrush to use as a makeshift microphone and kicking away random objects to make room on her floor she grins, winking at the video feed before she starts to sing
The name on everybody's lips is gonna be... Roxy!
The lady raking in the chips is gonna be... Roxy!. [Have another wink]
I'm gonna be a celebrity,
That means somebody everyone knows
They're gonna recognize my eyes [point]
My hair [point] my teeth [point] my boobs [point] my nose. [point]
[And there's just enough of a break here for her to twirl before she just begins swinging her hips, fake! microphone still in hand.]
From just some dumb mechanic's wife I'm gonna be... Roxy!
Who says that murder's not an art~
And who in case she doesn't hang,
Can say she started with a bang.
Roxie Hart.
...I mean Lalonde, shit.
Boys...
They're gonna wait outside in lines to get to see...
Roooooxy~
Think of those autographs I'll sign, "Wonk wonk wonk"
Roooooxy~
And I'll appear in a lavaleir ...what the fuck is a lavaleir...? that goes all the way down to my waist,
Here a ring, there a ring every where a ring a ling
But always in the best of taste.
[Then she halts, moving closer towards the camera]
Mmmm, I'm a star...
And the audience loves me,
And I love them.
And they love me for lovin' them
And I love them for lovin' me
And we love each other
And thats 'cause none of us got enough love in our childhoods
And that's showbiz...
Kid~~~~~
[Have a grin and another wink, Asgard~]
Daaaamn, shoulda rounded myself up some hotties in tuxedos to make this proper Broadway style. Anyone wanna volunteer? Then we can go for Round Two!
[Roxy had found the network to be pretty entertaining over the course of the day, with random residents breaking out into song and dance. Once she began to feel the urge to transform into a little songbird herself she sat the bracelet on the desk in her room so the viewers can get a good enough view.
Because unlike most people under this random effect, not only did she find it fun but she happened to think that a) she had a pretty fan-fuckin-tastic singing voice and that b) she looks hot when she dances. and she looks hot in these clothes. hot.. That's right, she is totally about to woo all of Asgard with her incredible talent!]
[Grabbing her hairbrush to use as a makeshift microphone and kicking away random objects to make room on her floor she grins, winking at the video feed before she starts to sing
The name on everybody's lips is gonna be... Roxy!
The lady raking in the chips is gonna be... Roxy!. [Have another wink]
I'm gonna be a celebrity,
That means somebody everyone knows
They're gonna recognize my eyes [point]
My hair [point] my teeth [point] my boobs [point] my nose. [point]
[And there's just enough of a break here for her to twirl before she just begins swinging her hips, fake! microphone still in hand.]
From just some dumb mechanic's wife I'm gonna be... Roxy!
Who says that murder's not an art~
And who in case she doesn't hang,
Can say she started with a bang.
Roxie Hart.
...I mean Lalonde, shit.
Boys...
They're gonna wait outside in lines to get to see...
Roooooxy~
Think of those autographs I'll sign, "Wonk wonk wonk"
Roooooxy~
And I'll appear in a lavaleir ...what the fuck is a lavaleir...? that goes all the way down to my waist,
Here a ring, there a ring every where a ring a ling
But always in the best of taste.
[Then she halts, moving closer towards the camera]
Mmmm, I'm a star...
And the audience loves me,
And I love them.
And they love me for lovin' them
And I love them for lovin' me
And we love each other
And thats 'cause none of us got enough love in our childhoods
And that's showbiz...
Kid~~~~~
[Have a grin and another wink, Asgard~]
Daaaamn, shoulda rounded myself up some hotties in tuxedos to make this proper Broadway style. Anyone wanna volunteer? Then we can go for Round Two!
text;
text;
my ass is FINE
text;
sciience proved iit.
text;
actually i bet i can
in th interesdts of science of course
* interests
text;
text;
text;
text;
text;
let2 2ee the proof that your a22 ii2 not iin the lea2t biit 2kanky.
text;
text;
but gue22 what you havent done that.
youre ju2t makiing excu2e2 for why you 2houldnt have two and tryiing two wea2el out of iit, whiich, by the way, ju2t reiinforce2 my po2iitiion.
text;
text;
ii look forward two 2eeiing you get completely owned.
text;
cya
;D