asgardeventide | first blood // video

[The feed kicks in with a sudden crash and the sound of harsh stomping echoing around the room, with maybe some frustrated grumbles in the background as well. Suddenly a foot comes flying right at the video feed, sending the feed into a blurred frenzy.]

Does thou want to suffer thousands of years of torture, because I will continue to kick thine sorry self around all day-

[With sudden realization, a small young girl no older than 8 with long flowing golden hair poked her head into view, looking pretty damn cute, and innocent. That didn't last for long though as a pretty nasty looking grin covered her face as she rushed to set up the camera.]

Waah! Finally! That wretched machine would just refuse to work! If I had to tamper with this abomination any longer I'm pretty sure it would of been brought to naught. Aaah, but seeing such an awful visage would be enough make one weep to see me in such the state~

Never mind that though! Thou shall now begin to feed my boredom as we speak, as I fail to sustain the little nourishment of entertainment I lack upon arriving. Fail to and... I will have to resort to measures which will leave thine soiled in thy bed! Wahahaha!

[Slumping back into a chair, she kicks her feet up and folds them over each other, teasing whoever is watching by rubbing them back and forth slowly. Though she realizes that her body is that of an 8 year old, she still thinks this idea could work if used in front of the wrong type of people. You know who I mean...]

Hurry up! Hurry up! Don't leave a lady waiting!