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First Song ❀Video ❀ Fair warning

[Well this was annoying, Zero played with the jewel a few moments before the feed started a flower and crimson eye staring into the feed before it pulls back a bit and her entire face is visible.]

Of course it'd be another fucking plant that's destroying the world. I think I'm starting to see why I never bothered with gardening, besides it being a pain in the ass.

What I don't get is why the hell a bunch of idiots would bring in more idiots that sit around and just wait to get attacked. Oh and just so it's clear, I don't really fight well with others so if you're counting on me to protect your pathetic ass forget it. However, if you know how to actually use a sword and don't bitch about having to do a little work, the maybe we can work something out.

As a warning though, any of you get in my way and I'll cut you down.

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Aren't you a little ray of sunshine? [Mutter mutter. Seriously, did they have to deal with this sort of posturing today? The horned red-head reached up to scritch at the base of her right eye.]

You know, you've got something on your face, right?

I hate waking up in strange places I don't remember.

[Really you're going to go straight for the flower.] Hurts like a bitch, but they didn't have a matched pair like yours.

[Blunt as a ball-peen hammer sometimes, this one.] Yeah, I'll buy that. But you're a little off. The plant's metaphorical... mostly. It's a crazy Ice queen trying to destroy everything. Good news is they've been organizing counter-strikes.

Mine don't hurt like a bitch. I'll take them over that. How the hell did you end up with that, or is that all related with the anti-plant fetish? [Don't ask about her greenhouse. It's got magic plants in it.]

If it's just one queen why the fuck is everyone sitting around here for?

I thought it added to my sex appeal. [Can you hear the sarcasm? Like hell she was telling someone about the real reason, or the threat of the flower which would ultimately destroy humanity one day.]

A queen with an army and her former fire-breathing ally with his army of crazies, a few dragons they bribed to be on their side, countless monsters and natural disasters that their bull has caused. Prep takes time. But we're prepping.

[She said that all in a bit of a dull tone, not really bored but just obviously dry. The bit of sarcasm, though, made her snicker slightly.]

I'm not the best person to say that to. I'd rather not stroke my instincts too hard with some random stranger who has plants growing out of their head.

Edited (clarity - They wouldn't like being thought a couple. ^_^) 2014-08-07 16:01 (UTC)

Sounds like a pain in the ass, and of course that idiot isn't here. He would actually be useful for once. Guess I'll have to find another dragon.

There are better things to do besides just stroking. But I'm sure there are plenty of others here who won't get hung up on it or have a problem stroking whatever I want.

There were some trying to broker with them. I'd be careful around these. They tend not to like talking much.

...

[And then she went and said that. There was the briefest flash of something that hovered over Samantha's face, another look, a re-assessment, and... did she look hungry? Then her eyes shut and she glared at the woman in irritation.]

Let me clarify. I'm half sex demon. I feed on sex. Don't go trying to tease me like that unless you really want to be dinner. [And her body language looked more nervous than it did titillated.]