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asgardeventide2014-07-29 06:23 pm
everysecond) wrote in asgardeventide2014-07-29 06:23 pm
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[Riley’s giggling can be heard even if her face can’t be seen. It seems she’s currently sneaking through Needle in a Haystack to where there are a bunch of voices. With a snort, the giggling stops as she aims the view around the corner to show…
A bunch of shirtless Assassins in various stages of irritation over the fact. It’s so funny to her that she has to share this with the world.]
[Altaïr’s arms are crossed over his chest (not that that does anything to hide it) and irritation is written all over his face.]
They just disappear? Nothing will stay on any of us?
[An Italian accent chimes in, and Ezio turns his head towards the group, back to the camera, and actually trying not to smile. Okay, so in between all of this war, it’s funny to him, despite the irritation he may feel.]
I have only tried once- and as much as I wish to see if it would work, I am not certain I wish to sacrifice more of my clothes if Asgard demands we remain this way.
[A second equally Italian accent chimes in, far less entertained sounding.]
Is this a regular occurrence in this city then? People’s decency revoked for… amusement?
Come now, padre, you make it sound as if we are treated like barbarians. [Ezio can’t really hide the smile he’s wearing. Oops.] I do not mind the attention so much.
Your madre will have me up by my thumbs for parading about in public!
So will my wife. [Altaïr hesitates, as if he’s not really sure.] Most likely.
[ In the midst of the Assassins' kerfuffle, Desmond hurries in from the summer heat, equally shirtless and equally vexed. ]
Does anyone have a spare- oh.
[ If he wasn't bewildered before... ] Really?
[ It seems like Natasha is always last to know these things - but it was really inconvenient, to be honest. She’d been at work at the bar when her shirt had suddenly decided to take a vacation to god-knows-where. Now she’s come to join the cavalcade, hands propped on her hips once she spots the predicament of everyone else. Her bra has decided to stick around for the party, at least so far. ]
I liked that shirt. And I liked the rest of you with shirts, no matter how .. interesting .. the view. [ She sighs slightly, not ashamed of being sans-shirt but definitely very far from pleased. What’s next? Their pants? ]
[Connor wanders by Riley’s hiding spot about that point, utterly unruffled by his current state. He pauses briefly and glances in her direction.] Good morning, Riley. [And moves on with his day. These boxes won’t unload themselves!]
[Immediately everything falls silent as everyone but Connor turns to look at the Novice Assassin with looks that say she had better run.]
You should be impressed I was here this long without you noticing? She does look better than all of the rest of you though.
[That doesn't help the problem and she bursts out laughing as the angle changes to show Riley laughing her ass off as she runs as fast as she can because she is in SO MUCH TROUBLE.]
FUCKING WORTH IT!
[ooc: Welcome to the shirtless curse brought to you by Altaïr, Giovanni, Ezio, Desmond, Natasha, and Connor. It's an Assassin shirtless party! Well, most of the Assassins. Riley, for example, did not get hit and made the most of it.
Network responses very welcome but there will be an open thread for people to visit Needle in a Haystack if they want to see all the shirtless Assassins in person! Enjoy!]
A bunch of shirtless Assassins in various stages of irritation over the fact. It’s so funny to her that she has to share this with the world.]
[Altaïr’s arms are crossed over his chest (not that that does anything to hide it) and irritation is written all over his face.]
They just disappear? Nothing will stay on any of us?
[An Italian accent chimes in, and Ezio turns his head towards the group, back to the camera, and actually trying not to smile. Okay, so in between all of this war, it’s funny to him, despite the irritation he may feel.]
I have only tried once- and as much as I wish to see if it would work, I am not certain I wish to sacrifice more of my clothes if Asgard demands we remain this way.
[A second equally Italian accent chimes in, far less entertained sounding.]
Is this a regular occurrence in this city then? People’s decency revoked for… amusement?
Come now, padre, you make it sound as if we are treated like barbarians. [Ezio can’t really hide the smile he’s wearing. Oops.] I do not mind the attention so much.
Your madre will have me up by my thumbs for parading about in public!
So will my wife. [Altaïr hesitates, as if he’s not really sure.] Most likely.
[ In the midst of the Assassins' kerfuffle, Desmond hurries in from the summer heat, equally shirtless and equally vexed. ]
Does anyone have a spare- oh.
[ If he wasn't bewildered before... ] Really?
[ It seems like Natasha is always last to know these things - but it was really inconvenient, to be honest. She’d been at work at the bar when her shirt had suddenly decided to take a vacation to god-knows-where. Now she’s come to join the cavalcade, hands propped on her hips once she spots the predicament of everyone else. Her bra has decided to stick around for the party, at least so far. ]
I liked that shirt. And I liked the rest of you with shirts, no matter how .. interesting .. the view. [ She sighs slightly, not ashamed of being sans-shirt but definitely very far from pleased. What’s next? Their pants? ]
[Connor wanders by Riley’s hiding spot about that point, utterly unruffled by his current state. He pauses briefly and glances in her direction.] Good morning, Riley. [And moves on with his day. These boxes won’t unload themselves!]
[Immediately everything falls silent as everyone but Connor turns to look at the Novice Assassin with looks that say she had better run.]
You should be impressed I was here this long without you noticing? She does look better than all of the rest of you though.
[That doesn't help the problem and she bursts out laughing as the angle changes to show Riley laughing her ass off as she runs as fast as she can because she is in SO MUCH TROUBLE.]
FUCKING WORTH IT!
[ooc: Welcome to the shirtless curse brought to you by Altaïr, Giovanni, Ezio, Desmond, Natasha, and Connor. It's an Assassin shirtless party! Well, most of the Assassins. Riley, for example, did not get hit and made the most of it.
Network responses very welcome but there will be an open thread for people to visit Needle in a Haystack if they want to see all the shirtless Assassins in person! Enjoy!]
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Should I be worried herunya? Offering you sanctuary?
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Cute that you're offering me sanctuary though.
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But aye, I imagine a spirit such as your would be hard to daunt, particularly when your tormentors are far too kind. Although if you do not wish for sanctuary, I suppose I shall have to eat the berry cakes by myself, for my young ones are not home, at the present time.
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You have berry cakes?
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[Pouting. So much pouting.]
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Iston gin eithad be edhellen, a nin ú-cheniathog.
[ Pause, then conversationally ]
Makalaure, nal puntl
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Is it just me or did the second one sound different?
[Squinting harder.]
I'll bet the second one was the one I wanted too.
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Well now, I wonder how much of your lessons you remember? The first is in Sindarin, the second in Quenya, which you are learning. As for which is the correct... I will leave that to you, hm?
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[Seriously. She was just a little thrown off okay.]
Makalaure, nal puntl.
[Her accent is shit but points for effort?]
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The berry cakes are getting cold while you stand there insulting me, however~
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[The end okay.]
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Then I will see you soon, herunya.
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I can't believe you told me.
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Besides, you still do not know if I am teaching you truthfully, or not. [ except he is, because LANGUAGE ]
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You have caught me out, I see! Aye well, at the least I know if any of my kin walk these lands you will, at least, be able to insult them properly.
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Okay. Got the tea. Give me a few minutes and then I demand cakes.
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[ How well he knows you ]
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It's like you know I love windows.
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I will see you soon.
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[Laughing, she gives him a salute then signs off so she can run there.
Man. She's done a lot of running today.]
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