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[emulation]

How d'you know if you're cursed?

[a pause. She's been hearing voices in her head and she doesn't know why - all she knows is that they're telling her to do bad things. Very, very bad things.

(Someone forgot she's possessed.)]

I think I'm going crazy. I can't sleep, a-and - I'm kinda really scared I might do something.

I can't make it stop.

Comments

[whitechocolate]

[ That makes Sam laugh. ] That's not a bad idea... except I'd probably get too attached to Oscar and then I wouldn't be able to give him to Leo, and that'd be another "I didn't get an Oscar" moment for him. [ Poor Leo. ]

[emulation]

[her turn to laugh!]

That's so mean!

[whitechocolate]

Which is why I can't call him Oscar.

[emulation]

Okay, okay, fine - I get it. No Oscar. DiCaprio works, though.

[whitechocolate]

You could get a dog too and name her Winslet. Then our dogs could have puppies together.

[ A pause. ] You've been given the birds and the bees talk, right? [ He doesn't want to have to explain how puppies are made. ]

[emulation]

[Staring at you, dude.]

We do get biology in school, you know.

[whitechocolate]

Good. I was just checking. Glad I don't have to give you The Talk.

[emulation]

I think I should be giving you the talk, if you still call it the birds and the bees.

[whitechocolate]

You're a kid. What else am I meant to call it in front of you?

[emulation]

Oh, I don't know, usually people just call it sex.

[Look at her, all grown up, calling it what it is.]

[whitechocolate]

[ Sam nods impressively. ]

You've got balls, kid. [ That's why he likes her. ]

[emulation]

[Watch it, you might get her to actually preen.]

Thanks. You're not so bad, either.

[hee.]