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[emulation]

How d'you know if you're cursed?

[a pause. She's been hearing voices in her head and she doesn't know why - all she knows is that they're telling her to do bad things. Very, very bad things.

(Someone forgot she's possessed.)]

I think I'm going crazy. I can't sleep, a-and - I'm kinda really scared I might do something.

I can't make it stop.

Comments

[bratking]

Maybe it's not a curse, maybe you've got a disease.

[emulation]

A disease--?

[weird.]

I don't think this is something a doctor can fix. Is it?

[bratking]

Maybe, maybe not. Have you been rolling around in the dirt? That's how peasants get sick.

[emulation]

Why would I roll around in the dirt? Ew.

[wait, did he just call her a peasant?]

[bratking]

Scrounging for food scraps or whatever it is peasants do in their free time.

[emulation]

... You realize literally nobody does that.

[bratking]

Then explain why peasants are so dirty all the time.

[emulation]

Peasants don't even exist anymore. Where are you getting this stuff from?

[bratking]

Of course they exist. My kingdoms are full of them. Where are you from, that there are no peasants?

[emulation]

Uhm - the real world? [what even.] Are you from the middle ages or something?

[bratking]

What are the 'middle ages'? I'm from right now. Are you from a time when everyone still lived in houses made of mud? Is that why there aren't any peasants?

[emulation]

No, that happened, like, centuries ago. Nobody calls people 'peasants' anymore, not even royalty. That's just offensive.

[bratking]

What do you call them now? I suppose one could say smallfolk, to be more polite.

[emulation]

I dunno. People? Why would you wanna call them anything?

Besides, smallfolk are supposed to be, like, dwarves. Or little people.

[bratking]

My uncle is a dwarf, and a horrible little monster at that, but he's highborn all the same.

And you'd call them something to separate the nobles from the common folk.

[emulation]

So just call the nobles nobles, I guess. No need to put the rest down.

[bratking]

[He laughs. Because he loves putting others down and that's totally a good reason to do so.] That's a good one.

[emulation]

[You're a weird one, Jojo.]

A good one? I wasn't joking or anything.