Video - Day 446

[teenyoda]

[When the feed clicks on, it shows a dark room with very little light. Anyone who peers a little more closely can see via the light from the screen that the caller, Stiles, is in a bathroom. With the lights off. He appears to be a bit stressed out and is on the floor, looking almost fearfully over behind the screen. There's a clawing noise and little squawks and chirps coming from it.]

Okay. Okay. Um... Okay. Would, ah, would someone mind telling me what the hell a dragon is doing in my house? Like, a real dragon? Oh god... it was trying to eat my feet. I think I'm bleeding. Am I bleeding? I might be. It was chewing on my toes. What the hell... How did a dragon get in my room?

[To anyone that knows Stiles and the aforementioned dragon, something might seem a little... off. Like why Stiles doesn't know said dragon is his.]

Scott? Rachel? Do not come in the house. Seriously. I... it might eat your faces off. I happen to like your faces right where they are. Please don't lose them.

[The fact that Stiles is whispering, sort of, and sounding stressed has Hale scratching a bit more intently at the door, little snout trying to fit in under it as he chirps at 'daddy'.]

Oh god. Oh god, it's going to come in and chew off all my favorite parts. If I don't make it out alive, Rachel, I love you. Scott, please take care of her. Derek... somehow this is Peter's fault. Kick his ass.

Comments

[emulation]

Yeah, like... sneak the camera behind the door or something. It's not big or anything, is it?

[teenyoda]

... It's not a camera. It's my bracelet. On my arm. The thing I'm talking into at the moment.

[Girl...]

[emulation]

Right. Yeah, that's what I meant.

[who cares if it gets bitten off, right?]

[teenyoda]

Just to clarify, I'm not sticking my arm out the door to get bitten off so you can get a picture of it.

[emulation]

C'mon. I'll give you five bucks for it.

--and I bet you won't get bitten.

[teenyoda]

How about no.

[emulation]

Lame.

[teenyoda]

So sorry that my desire to keep all my appendages is bumming you out.

[No he's not.]

[emulation]

Whatever. Let us know when you've got something cool to show us.

[teenyoda]

How about no?

[And with that, he's cutting the feed. Brat.]

[emulation]

[NERD]