Video - Day 446

[teenyoda]

[When the feed clicks on, it shows a dark room with very little light. Anyone who peers a little more closely can see via the light from the screen that the caller, Stiles, is in a bathroom. With the lights off. He appears to be a bit stressed out and is on the floor, looking almost fearfully over behind the screen. There's a clawing noise and little squawks and chirps coming from it.]

Okay. Okay. Um... Okay. Would, ah, would someone mind telling me what the hell a dragon is doing in my house? Like, a real dragon? Oh god... it was trying to eat my feet. I think I'm bleeding. Am I bleeding? I might be. It was chewing on my toes. What the hell... How did a dragon get in my room?

[To anyone that knows Stiles and the aforementioned dragon, something might seem a little... off. Like why Stiles doesn't know said dragon is his.]

Scott? Rachel? Do not come in the house. Seriously. I... it might eat your faces off. I happen to like your faces right where they are. Please don't lose them.

[The fact that Stiles is whispering, sort of, and sounding stressed has Hale scratching a bit more intently at the door, little snout trying to fit in under it as he chirps at 'daddy'.]

Oh god. Oh god, it's going to come in and chew off all my favorite parts. If I don't make it out alive, Rachel, I love you. Scott, please take care of her. Derek... somehow this is Peter's fault. Kick his ass.

Comments

[justacough]

Married to your best friend? Aren't most people always trying to marry their best friend. You should consider yourself fortunate for that.

[teenyoda]

My best friend is a guy and is pretty much my brother. That's about a 22 on the EWW scale.

[justacough]

Well, I certainly won't judge on his being male. [Seeing how Satine herself certainly didn't discriminate between men and women when it came to the highest bidder.] And if that's a 22, dear boy, you've so much more to experience.

[teenyoda]

I'd judge on him practically being my brother. Massive addition to the ick factor, lady.

I've, ah, had enough 'new experiences' to last me a while. I think I'd be happy with a little humdrum.

[justacough]

[Well, practically still wasn't, Stiles. Really, was she going to have to give you a lesson on relationships?]

Hmm well, whatever suits your needs, still... the humdrum remains that way, that's why it's humdrum.

[teenyoda]

[CLOSE ENOUGH.]

I'll take humdrum. Really. I could use some humdrum. I think I'm significantly under my humdrum quote for... ever.

[justacough]

Hmm, how exciting your life must be for the humdrum to be desirable. Besides being turned into a fox and married to your nearly-but-not-actually brother, what else has been so thrilling?

[teenyoda]

Depends on where you're asking about. There's been enough both here and at home that I need a break. We all do.

[justacough]

Why not pick a few favorites to tell me about?

[teenyoda]

Um... I don't think I'll be doing that. Sorry, but if you're looking for entertainment, you've come to the wrong place.

[justacough]

You've provided plenty of entertainment already, darling.

[teenyoda]

... I think I'm mildly offended.

[justacough]

Well, it's only mildly so clearly you have a sense of humor.

[teenyoda]

Hah, well, yeah.

[SHE COULD SAY THAT...]

[justacough]

And so eloquent too.

[teenyoda]

Okay, so, now I know you're just pulling my leg.

[justacough]

Mnn, yes, I am. [She merely smiles.]

[teenyoda]

Right. Okay. Well, then, crazy lady, I'm going to go and deal with my potential death now. You can just go find someone else to keep you amused.

[justacough]

Crazy? [She shakes her head.] Well, I'll leave you with you're little dragon problem, then.

[teenyoda]

Okay. That's.... yeah. I can handle that.

[justacough]

Clearly.

Well then, I'll leave you to it.

[She hangs up.]