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[hyakugo]

Does anyone around here know how to cut hair? Or is there a place that's been rebuilt where I can get it cut? Alternatively, I'll need some elastic so I can pull my hair out of the way when I'm working and training.

Comments

[hyakugo]

Can you cut hair with something other than a kunai?

[inochan]

Of course! And it's about time you get a new hairstyle. The current one is sooo not working out for you!

[hyakugo]

I need a trim, Pig! Not a new look.

[inochan]

I'm doing you a major favor, forehead! Accept it and be grateful.

[hyakugo]

You're just jealous that you could never pull off having short hair.

[inochan]

what?????????????

[hyakugo]

You heard me.

[inochan]

When my hair was short, I looked a lot cuter!!

[hyakugo]

Oh, of course. That's why you grew it out so long right after you cut it.

[inochan]

I got bored of it! Plus, the long hair is sexier.

[hyakugo]

Says who?

[inochan]

Me. ♥

[hyakugo]

Is that why you wear a shirt that doesn't fit too?

[inochan]

Sakuraaaa. Don't be jealous. I'm sure you won't have a flat-chest forever.

[hyakugo]

What was that?!

[inochan]

You heard me.

[hyakugo]

My chest is just fine how it is!!!

[inochan]

Riiiiight.

SO- new hairstyle. Let's see if we can make short-hair look 'sexy'. It's a challenge, but for you? I'll try my best.

[hyakugo]

I don't want a new hairstyle, Ino.

[inochan]

Tch. You're no fun.