Wellll....You both do give my Yetis nightmares on end...cause mischief behind my back and have same disdain for a certain piece of clothing. Perhaps my elves had right idea when preparing your gift for oath ceremony.

[That's fine because North's having too much fun trying to troll Jack right now. Jack, you are now supposed king of his elves. Enjoy that.

North grunts - looking not-so-mildly offended.] And Jack, who do you think taught elves? Have survived myself without them, could make own cookies blindfold if I wished this. But! Alright, alright, you will have dog toys...

On one condition.