video ☣ the second ☛ the boy scouts of america taught him all that he knows

[cryingontheinside]

Now that Spring is here, almost. I thought I'd remind all the boys and girls of Asgard that I run a little survival group known as the Scouts after school. No popcorn or cookies, but hey, we have pocketknives. [ this is a totally legit bribe for small children, right? ] Plus we get to go camping. [ okay he might be a monster at heart but he seriously hates camping. hopefully they can kill some small animals or something before he loses it completely. ]

Speaking of... [ this is not related at all!! ] This is going to sound odd, but it is my job back home to worry about these sorts of things. I found a room? Spattered with-- [ should he say blood spatter in the same post as boys and girl scouts? he just doesn't know. ] Biomatter. [ because that's better. ]

No one that you know is... severely injured, are they? [ it was a lot of blood, okay. ]

So, yeah. Sign up with me, Dexter, or let Headmaster Snape know you're interested. In the Scouts. [ not blood, though that would also be relevant to his interests. tell him in private!! ] We start on Monday.

[ he gives a little salute at the screen, though it's clearly the nice-guy salute and not any sort of military gesture with how limp it is, followed by a bright smile. ]

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[in_loveless_memory]

Scouts?

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[cryingontheinside]

A survival group based on many essential life skills.

It's educational and fun!

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[firstbeliever]

[Cue a curious and skeptical look.]

When did you start that? Are you sure you should be leading a camping trip?

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[cryingontheinside]

I started talking about it with Professor Snape when he was first building the school.

[ but oh, you're being rude!! ] Why wouldn't I lead a camping trip? [ as if it's a given. ]

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[made_4_ritsuka]

Can anyone come?

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[cryingontheinside]

That's right, it's for everyone. We don't discriminate like the real Scouts. [ what a funny joke!!!!!!!!!!! ]

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[madcuriosity]

The scouts? I don't think I've heard of such a thing. Is it only... camping? [She scrunches her nose because ugh, camping.]

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[cryingontheinside]

Not only camping. There's also whittling. [ is he selling this for you yet? ]

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[climbingwalls]

Do you need any extra help around for the camping?

[Because she's probably too old to be part of it but hey, she actually likes camping.]

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[cryingontheinside]

[ he wants to say no, but... honestly he probably could use the help 8| goddammit. ]

Of course! The more the campier.

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[therightchoice]

[ ... this guy is kinda weird.

On the other hand, camping. Gosh, he really did like that trip to the Earth Giants' ruins. ]

I like to join.

[ He gives a small frown. ]

Biomatter? What, like goo?

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[cryingontheinside]

[ correction, kiddo. really weird. the kind of guy they made stranger danger about. ]

Yeah? Consider yourself on the list.

[ he's already regretting saying that in a public space, and he echoes the kid's frown. ] Yeah, buddy. Like goo.

Person goo.

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[espouses]

Biomatter.

[ She quirks an eyebrow at that. ]

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[cryingontheinside]

Right. [ why is she looking at him like that!!!!!!!!!! ]

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[subecho]

...biomatter. You mean, blood or flesh?

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[cryingontheinside]

Like I said... you haven't seen anyone with a chunk out of him walking around?

[ the blood had been a few hours old when he got there - enough time for the person to die and come back. he so hated this place. ]

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[comeonthensexy]

A room. Where?

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[cryingontheinside]

The arena.

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[hadbadays]

Want some help with that room?

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[cryingontheinside]

What kind of help?

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[standsonhigh]

A room covered in blood? Like a local room or a private one?

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[cryingontheinside]

Local, in the arena.

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[freewoman]

Survival group? [She scoffs. Her whole life was a survival group.]

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[cryingontheinside]

For the kids.

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[daddyissues]

[ Connor seems awkward in this reply, like he's torn between sheepishness and amusement, and he keeps glancing off to the side of the feed. ]

Hi Dexter. That room was me. Sorry... little training accident. I meant to go back and clean it but then the storm hit.

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[cryingontheinside]

Training accident. [ ]

[emulation]

Found a room with bio-what now?

[cryingontheinside]

It's moot. Do you go to Snape's school?

[littlesurvivor]

Scouts? I would say sign me up but I probably already know most if not all of it from home anyway.

[Seriously. Clementine knows how to shoot a gun and all sorts thanks to the walker situation back home.]

....Biomatter? You mean like blood or something?

[cryingontheinside]

Maybe you could help the other kids then.

Apparently it was just a training incident. Nothing to worry about.

text/private forever, etc.

[infomodder]

[So he told Abigail he wouldn't stalk her, right, but that was before she started talking to a guy who went from "Scouts!!!" to what sounds like "AND THEN THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE" no]

What kind of Scouts don't make cookies? You can't go door-to-door raising money by selling pocketknives. You'll just get the law called on you if you try.

I'm assuming by biomatter you mean blood. Brains, maybe? Bone fragments?

[Food and murder. Anyone who says they don't go hand in hand is wrong.]

yes good!!!!

[cryingontheinside]

As much as I value capitalism, I think the age of door-to-door salesmen is dead. Just ask Willy Lowman.

Blood. Human blood.

[intelligently]

A room where? [ Scouts pff. Keep talking about that biomatter ]

[cryingontheinside]

At the arena. It's been cleaned by now.