Are you sure you're not secretly a demigod? You've got all the classic symptoms. Well, minus the dyslexia. You're pretty fine at text messaging.

[ she's mostly just being silly, but hey, maybe it's wishful thinking. Stiles being a demigod could mean that maybe they're from the same world, just. you know, different sides of the country. that's not as far away as two completely separate universes. so she's just going to slide off of him to lay more on his side than, uh, on him, though her chin just moves from his chest to his shoulder ]

Your dad doesn't remind me of any god in particular, but. Maybe your mom could be your godly parent. She wouldn't happen to be the kind of mom that only visits on special occasions, would she? Says she's "busy with work" but she's actually secretly hanging out on Mount Olympus. It's possible, I'm just saying.