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Joffrey Baratheon ([personal profile] bratking) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2014-02-19 06:32 pm

video // Joffrey and Viserys

[Red is Viserys]
[Orange is Joffrey]


[The only view is of a door - the door to Viserys Targaryen’s room, to be exact - cracked slightly open, with a bucket on the rim.]

Just wait for it. [He whispers, not wanting to alert Viserys to his scheme.] He’s going to throw a fit.


[“Going to”? He’s quite already there if the way the door flies open is anything to go by. It flies open, the bucket of paint falls, and a stream of gold pours down over him, covering his head and dripping down his clothes, ready to pool on the floor. There’s no screaming at this gold over his head, every ounce of air in his lungs briefly punched out of him. The way he backs up against the wall is quick and panicked, as if he’s just had a bucket of hideous, venomous insects and snakes poured all over him. It happens quickly, and if one listens well enough between the sound of him hitting the wall and the gasp for air, they might just be able to pick up on two words rushed together:

Sweet sister.

He goes still the moment he spots Joffrey, though. Remarkably still for someone who’s so prone to being restless, which might be warning to someone else, but. Well.]


You.


[Joffrey is in the middle of a laughing fit, and takes a few seconds to catch his breath.] You should have seen your face! How pathetic!

[Far too still to be trusted, and it’s a miracle Viserys manages to remain as such when that hideous (to his ears, probably the same to everyone else in Westeros) laughter rings out. Pathetic breaks every bit of patience he has and what’s more pathetic, really, than a man launching himself at a boy a full decade younger than him? For someone covered in gold paint, it seems effortless to do as much, like some scrawny football player finally getting his chance to shine by...tackling a child to the floor.]

[Joffrey yells and hits the ground with a thud, limbs flailing about in a misguided attempt to land a blow on his attacker.] Get off of me, you brute!

Brute? Me? [He is apparently really good at this—has Joffrey been suffering this all along? Limbs flail and Viserys moves to grab at his wrists, to pin him down, ready to bodily stick him to the floor if he has to. How pathetic indeed.] Your father was the brute—hold still, hold still or it will be much worse. Hold still or I'll spit in your mouth!

Don’t you dare talk about my father! [He struggles more, despite the advice he was given.] I should have brought my bow and shot you instead!

[Good advice, too, because all that struggling does is earn him a smack, and it looks like it will only get worse before—]

[Joffrey lets out another high-pitched yell, before realizing that he’s still filming this. Not wanting to let the world see his continued humiliation (this was supposed to humiliate Viserys, after all!) he shuts the feed off.]

[ooc; takes place shortly after this post. They'll both be responding separately from their own rooms; please specify in the subject line if you only want to direct the reply at one of them!]
theshabbiestofmen: You replaced my shampoo with mousse, this is unforgivable. (Anger ☾Irritation rising!)

[personal profile] theshabbiestofmen 2014-02-20 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[OH MY GOD]

That was immature at best and cruel at worst, Joffrey. Not particularly kinglike, I think.

[A beat, and then, to Viserys:]

Although he's a child. Beating him isn't going to do anything but encourage him.
Edited 2014-02-20 01:42 (UTC)
theshabbiestofmen: (Anger ☾sirius please shut up)

[personal profile] theshabbiestofmen 2014-02-20 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Was it worth it, then?
theshabbiestofmen: (Anger ☾ Giiiiirl)

[personal profile] theshabbiestofmen 2014-02-20 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Frankly, I'd be surprised to find anyone who wouldn't react in such a way. Perhaps not as violently, but.

Is he from your world, then?
theshabbiestofmen: (Anger ☾sirius please shut up)

[personal profile] theshabbiestofmen 2014-02-20 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Except when you're the one mocking him.
theshabbiestofmen: (Anger ☾sirius please shut up)

[personal profile] theshabbiestofmen 2014-02-20 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
How badly are you beaten?
theshabbiestofmen: "I'm too old for this shit." "You're sixteen." "Yes. Yes I am." (Talk ☾SLOWLY BACKING AWAY)

[personal profile] theshabbiestofmen 2014-02-20 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Mm.

[Yeah I don't know about that Joffery.]

In any case: please refrain from things like that. I obviously can't stop you from doing what you'd like, but-- well, there's no point in picking fights.
emgoldened: Got some dirt on my shoulder, could you brush it off for me? (I'm a hustler homie)

text forever, etc.

[personal profile] emgoldened 2014-02-20 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Encourage him to what? Ask for it again?

[That is not making him want to do it any less.]
theshabbiestofmen: You replaced my shampoo with mousse, this is unforgivable. (Anger ☾Irritation rising!)

[personal profile] theshabbiestofmen 2014-02-20 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yes, frankly. Violence hardly solves anything.
emgoldened: Do you kiss your sister with that mouth? (No no no stop you need to stop)

[personal profile] emgoldened 2014-02-20 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Violence solved his being alive problem, so.]

Violence solves quite a lot of things. Have you ever heard of a war?
theshabbiestofmen: You replaced my shampoo with mousse, this is unforgivable. (Anger ☾Irritation rising!)

[personal profile] theshabbiestofmen 2014-02-20 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
This is hardly a war. And you seem far older than he is; you ought to know better.
emgoldened: gonna use her for myself (don't mess 'round with my mate)

[personal profile] emgoldened 2014-02-20 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
This has always been a war. His father stole my the throne from my father just after his uncle slew him.

You've no idea what I "ought" to know when you know nothing of it yourself.
theshabbiestofmen: (Talk ☾Hmmm--)

[personal profile] theshabbiestofmen 2014-02-20 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Do you really think smacking around a child is truly going to help anything, regardless of whose father did what?
emgoldened: had a really bad day guys [deadcat] tell me why i'm on your plurk i need the boost ((unsure))

[personal profile] emgoldened 2014-02-20 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
[...

..................

is this a serious question?
]

Having his gut slit while he watches and then burned alive is, sadly, not an option.

Yes.
theshabbiestofmen: (Fear ☾Nervous)

[personal profile] theshabbiestofmen 2014-02-20 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Which is illegal, not to mention murder!
emgoldened: because this is really all wrong (do u even sex tho)

[personal profile] emgoldened 2014-02-20 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
[This guy knows more of nothing than Jon Snow. Impressive.]

It seems we come from drastically different places, then.

The answer is still the same.