asgardeventide | Video: On lost muchness & hats

[Shortly after his arrival, and orentation of sorts, Tarrant will quite simply get started the best way he knows how. The feed begins with the hatter standing in some odd place, and alley off somewhere looking around.]

Oh my, I knew that losing your muchness meant that you were muchier. But to go completely gray is quite mad. I should think that one would want to look their best even without their muchness. Though with such dull colors I should very much like to hat them with something more colorful.

And I should much like to have a hand at my trade again. I'll need my things should I be expected to hat so many people though. Tools, a pincushion, a measuring tape, thimbles of course, thread and needle, needle and thread, cloth, pins, cloth pins, scissors, mannequins, a tolliker, curling shakles, a hat guage and lettering machine of course. We'll need to hurry though, you see I simply mustn't keep Alice waiting very long. She's terribly busy you know know that the frabjous day is finally upon us.

Well, then, Shall it be a bonnet or a boater? Or something for the boduoir? Cloche, dunce hat, death cap, coif, snood, barboosh, pugree, yarmulke, cockle-hat, porkpie, tam-o'-shanter, billycock, bicorn, tricorn, bandeau, bongrace, fan-tail, nightcap, garibaldi, fez...

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What, Asgard? No, no. Definitely not.

Ah yes, well then I guess Alice came here as well then too.

I guess so.

Well, then. Welcome to Asgard. Any questions?

Nope. I haven't the foggiest what to ask.

Oh! Well ... Hm.

[ He'll just. Sit here then. And make noises. ]

Oh I know. . . wait. . . yes, that is how . . . no.

[The hatter seems to be thinking for a bit as he listens to the noises.]

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Ah! I remember that one! Alice beat me in a riddle game with that one.

[ So rude. ]

I should think so, it's a good one you know.

I think she said not even you know the answer.

The answer to what?

To the riddle.

What riddle?

Why is a raven like a writing desk.

[ Wait. ]

Isn't it a riddle?

Oh I see, you're completely mad too.

Rather, yes.

I'm the Doctor. [ Waaave. ] Hello.

I'm the hatter. How wonderful to meet you?

Would you care for some tea?

I would always care for some tea.

Alice threw a tea party that was inspired by you.

I hope that she remembered clean cups, she seemed quite confused when we had to have them before.

[ He blinks. ]

She did? They looked clean to me.

Yes, yes, she simply did not understand why we had to move down.

Move down? To ... get clean cups?

Of course, you can't very well keep sitting in the same place and have a clean cup. You'll have already used that one.

Why not just, you know. Clean them?

Clean them? Just clean them? Why not just go out and buy a whole new set of cups then. Just clean them, why then you'd use up all the water and in addition you'd be horribly late for tea.

Wouldn't you be late for tea if you went and bought new cups too?

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