02. Video. D397

[granddevil]

[ Satan is sitting on his bed, wearing a bra/bikini top and white dress pants with an annoyed sigh as he throws to the side some of his clothes. It's still too cold to walk around naked, the only clothes that fit him are things like this, and he looks terrible in those. He is the sort of guy to use white dress suits, not... that. Whoever said having wings is cool can go to Hell (see what I just did there?), because Satan has 8 of them on his back and it's biggest pain in the ass ever.

In any case, yes, he looks a bit frustrated. He went to Alfheim, learned nothing that interesting, he had to listen to elves swooning over the trees and he had to listen the Treepeople swooning over the trees some more. Just. Why. Goddamn hippies, that's what.

Finally, he turns to the bracelet ]

Does anyone know how to sew? Not things like this- [ he grabs a shirt as an example, before he throws it to the side. He is this close to burn everything, seriously ], but something more like a suit. [ he turns the bracelet to a white suit jacket, that matches the pants he is currently wearing ]


Now that is out of the way, tell me, what sort of weapons does this place have. Nuclear weapons, maybe? [ a small smirk ] I imagine not. [ else that would have been used by now ] I'm also planning to get myself one. The question would be "where"?. [ any kind. he likes to see his possibilities before choosing ]

Comments

[video]

[ex_outofcontrol435]

You know asking about nukes, even with a smile, is gonna get you on about a million watch lists, right? This place is 90% hero types.

[video]

[granddevil]

It's fine, my name already does that for me, with or without the nukes.

[video]

[ex_outofcontrol435]

[Oh, he didn't - oh.]

Satan, huh. Yeah, that'd do it. I heard there was a Lucifer around ages ago, you two related?

[audio]

[dicey]

Ignore that other guy up there! It would be cool as fuck if this place had nuclear weapons.

[audio]

[granddevil]

I guess the war would end a lot faster, too.

[audio]

[dicey]

Hahaha!

Maybe we could build some. I used to make doomsday devices all the time at home.

[Granted, they always broke, and the actual act of making them was far more fun than setting them off would have been.]

[audio]

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Dude, I'm not saying they couldn't come in handy. Just that even I get subtlety better than that.

[audio]

[dicey]

Subtlety is for losers!

[emulation]

Nuclear weapons? What are you, crazy?

Also, just put a bed sheet over your head, it'll hide how ugly you are.

[granddevil]

There you are.

is that the best you can do, Katie?

[emulation]

Maybe you don't deserve my best.

[audio]

[boogerman]

Everyone can hear you.

[audio]

[granddevil]

That's the point, else I wouldn't have posted this.

[audio]

[boogerman]

You've ruined any chance for you to get your bomb now. Good job.

[video]

[digophelia]

[Wait, what? That is possibly the most immodest thing that puts Nan Sharpe's prostitutes to shame. DO MEN REALLY WEAR THESE THINGS???? Alice is embarrassed on behalf of this. She's not flustered, just.

Thoroughly perplexed. She has to literally tilt her head to the side.]


...

Then make one or grab one.

[video]

[granddevil]

[ hey. Satan has to hide his breasts somehow. ]

If I knew how to sew one, I wouldn't be asking.

[video]

[digophelia]

Yes, I can see how that could be challenging, but I was referring to the weapon bit.

[Oh godddd whyyyyyyy.]

Video

[samantha_grey]

[She feels him on the hatred of clothing. For the longest time before she ended up in Asgard, she had wings, and clothing was a pain in the ass, especially clothing that concealed her heritage. Folded wings and trenchcoats were the name of the game, and far from comfortable.

As usual, it's almost a half hour before she can decide if it's a good idea to speak to him. She can never decide if it is, and yet she always does. It might be the masochistic side buried deep in her.]

Visit your shrine. There's directions on getting a blessing. As long as it could work in Asgard, you can probably get one there.

If you know it... think personal weapons, about 1980s technology. Something like that. Anything larger-scale we really haven't pulled off. I'll spare you a lecture about nuclear weapons. that's more Muspelheim's style.

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[granddevil]

Hello, Samantha.

[ there is a pause ] Pray to them, you mean. [ YEAH HE. doesn't want to pray. That's the shittiest thing ever, Sam. ]

I don't need the lecture, I had enough of them for a while. I guess I will have to find something that fits me. [ a sword. Definitively a sword ] Since we are at war, do they give them for free, or do we need money?

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[samantha_grey]

Hello, Lucifer. [Still felt odd saying that.]

Thought you might not like that, but it's still there. [She coughed. Devout pagan here, and 'respect' to other pantheons wasn't unheard of even among the celts, so... fewer issues there.] Stop by the Arena. I think practice equipment can be found there. In a fight, you should be able to get whatever you need, but if you want the better gear you'll have to get money.

video

[subecho]

I do not think we were chosen for our tailoring craft, friend.

video

[granddevil]

Freyr House might tell you otherwise. [ poets, artists and fashionistas, after all ]

[subecho]

Then why not seek them out alone?

[Video]

[fishdouche]

Nukes? Wwhat sort a' simple human wweapon is that?

[Because nothing could clearly compare to his own Alternian plans of exploding things.]

Wwhy don't you havve Doomsday Devvices like any other civvilized culture?

[Video]

[granddevil]

You'll have to ask the humans that. I don't have a culture, after all.