Video | Day 395

[larps]

What up, bitches. I would ask if anyone missed me, but I don't think there was even time for that.

[Because someone's taken a quick trip home and seems no worse for wear.]

I guess we're supposed to take our quests one at a time, even if the streets here aren't exactly paved with gold. I gotta admit though, I was really looking forward to kicking some flying monkey butt.

[Private to Dean]

So when are we gonna talk about the whole death thing?

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[thaumaturgic]

Um. Flying monkeys...? They fly where you're from? That sounds freaky.

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[larps]

Not where I'm from. The worst they do there is fling...stuff. But apparently they're badasses where I was headed.

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[thaumaturgic]

[he's never heard of monkeys being referred to as "badasses". this is so strange.] Really? How so? I mean... We didn't really have any, where I'm from, but I read about them. What made them... Um. Badass?

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[larps]

They were minions of the wicked witch - were being the key word here. You really don't have monkeys in your world? What about lions, or tigers, or...bears.

[Oh my!]

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[thaumaturgic]

A- wicked witch? Really? [he's in awe. he's never actually met one!!] Um, no, there are- they're there, I think, but I mostly stuck to...um. How do I explain. I never saw any in person? There weren't any around my city, but there were news articles about them.

Um. We didn't have any wicked witches though, definitely none of those...

[fire_punk]

Flying monkey butt? Where'd they come from?

[larps]

A place called Oz, where they're pretty high up on the evil minion scale.

[fire_punk]

You mean like in that kids movie... I forget what it's called. But there were evil flying monkeys.

[larps]

Yeah, exactly like that. Though, at the risk of sounding like a snob, the book was way better.

[girlskickass]

I would've missed you if I knew who you were. As it stands the place where you're from sounds marginally better than here. Bet you're bummed to be back.

[larps]

I guess talking about monkey butt doesn't make a great first impression. And it's not so terribad. I got my boys, and at least I can feel like I'm doing something.

[girlskickass]

Your boys? Let me guess, people from home. Not kids. Not that I couldn't see you being a MILF of some pretty epic proportions but I'd rather not think about children in this place. Even though I know there are some.

[larps]

Really? Epic proportions?

[etoaktagamat]

Monkeys do not fly and most streets are not paved with gold. Not that I have seen. I would ask where you were, but I already know that it differs from my place of origin. Are you glad to be back?

[larps]

You'd think that would really up their cool factor. But it just makes them more like something out of a really messed up Hitchcock film.

Sort of. It's not like I had a job or anything to get back to. Although I feel like the gods robbed me of a little primo girl bonding, if you know what I mean.

[etoaktagamat]

I have never seen these films and I do not know anyone by the name Hitchcock but that is nothing new. I know many things but cultural avenues are something I am still learning. Primo girl bonding is also something I am unfamiliar with so unfortunately I cannot say that I do know what you are meaning by it.

[larps]

That sort of used to be all that I knew.

[And for a long time, she wanted to go back to that. Now? Well, it is nice to have a purpose.]

Hey, maybe we could sort of help each other out. You said you knew a lot of things. Anything that will help a sister out here?

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[shinybaldhead]

That's not a thing here, is it? Flying monkeys? 'Cause I can't tell if I'd be disappointed or relieved if they're not.

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[larps]

Haven't seen one yet, but I plan on keeping an eye to the sky from now on.

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[shinybaldhead]

Might be enough to convince me to start carrying an umbrella. Could you imagine?

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[larps]

I'm trying not to. Monkeys are smart and gross.

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[smartwinchester]

Are you alright?

[Charlieeee.]

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[larps]

Sam! The most amazing things just happened! There was this sweet old computer, and a witch, and this rad chick named Dorothy-

Wait, does this need a spoiler warning?

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[smartwinchester]

[ u h h h h ]

... I have no idea what you're talking about, so I guess so.

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[larps]

Let's just say that the really is no place like home.

Unless it's a place with magic. And adventure. And maaaaybe just a little romance. All of that can be found here, don't you think?