[And Fiona, born tragically without any gaydar, appreciates that comment especially. She keeps laughing.] I wouldn't go that far. My mother was sure I was gonna wait 'til marriage when I was little. [Monica was also flirting with Mormonism at the time, what a wacky three-and-a-half months. She dropped it when Lip told her they weren't okay with alcohol.] In high school? My nickname was 'First Date Fiona'.