[Can she lie about this? ... She thinks about it, and ultimately decides against it. There's no point in lying, anyway. It's a funny story, even if Santana would normally dress it up. But Sam and Brittany know about it, and sure enough, one of them would end up spitting it out.

At least she thinks they do. This stupid time thing is still tripping her up.}

It was a commercial for that yeast infection cream. The stuff you shove right up inside of you. [She gives an easy smile and then proceeds in a sing-song voice:] I like yeast in my bagel, but not in my muffin.