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[iin2ufferable]

I've been here forever already, how much longer do I have to sit around being bored out of my pan before something happens?

[ If "barely a month" is forever. But he looks pretty disgruntled about it, and he's ready to lay on the melodrama while willfully ignoring... just about everything else that's happened lately. None of that has to do with him, so it doesn't really count. ]

This is some kind of punishment, isn't it? Like before I die I have to sit here and waste away doing absolutely nothing. Maybe I'll just die of boredom. I thought it would be a little less pathetic than that when it happened but I guess not.

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[frothing]

So you don't consider the whole "there's a war on" as something happening, then?

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[iin2ufferable]

No, why should I? I didn't start it. They just decided they wanted me to come here and fight for them. Well forget that.

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[frothing]

It's still something that's going on.

[emulation]

[sorry, did you say something?]

Whoa. What are you?

[iin2ufferable]

What do I look like?

[emulation]

[Er.]

An... alien-?

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[tipsygnostalgia]

Oh my god. Are you whining again?

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[iin2ufferable]

Yep. It's one of my hobbies.

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[tipsygnostalgia]

I'd tell you to give it up but you're so good at it.

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[sharingone]

[...What the hell are you supposed to be]

You could do something instead of sitting there complaining. Nobody wants to hear your whining.

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[iin2ufferable]

So don't listen to it. Problem solved.

[necrowmantic]

Aw, dying of boredom sounds boring! I could kill you in a more exciting way instead. How about it?

[iin2ufferable]

No. Go away.

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[5thchild]

What do you enjoy doing? [ besides complaining ]

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[iin2ufferable]

I like complaining on this half-assed excuse for a network.

[ he said it anyway. ]

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[pmsgargoyle]

You could always fight. That usually breaks the boredom.

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[iin2ufferable]

Except I can't even do that because they won't give me any useful powers.

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[alternia_strength]

[This reply comes almost half a day later, when Equius is back and checking the network after the battle in Alfheim. He's growly as usual.]

As little as I'm certain you can be bothered to care about the events fomenting in your presence, have you for once considered just doing something to see if it alleviates that eternal boredom of yours, Sollux? It would behoove you to at least make the attempt.

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[iin2ufferable]

[ It did feel a little more damp outside this morning... ]

Do what, exactly? I'm not hearing any ideas here.

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[kage_senbon]

So break some shit. Burn a building down. Knife some loser in a back alley or rob some fool blind. Stop whining and do something.

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[iin2ufferable]

ii would iif ii could but ii can't even do that.
ii can throw some rock2.
that'2 IIT.

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[memoriesinivory]

[none of that now, Sollux! Tooth will help you think of something to do]

Oh, come on now, I'm sure we can find something to keep your interest for a little while! What do you like to do?

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[iin2ufferable]

Computers.

[ So terse. So grouchy. But he's already answered the same question, like... once. ]

[bestestfurrend]

Do you want to come ofur and play with me and Pounce maybe, Sollux?

[iin2ufferable]

Your lusus? Are you sure it's not going to eat me?