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asgardeventide2013-12-20 10:55 am
alternia_strength) wrote in asgardeventide2013-12-20 10:55 am
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[It's the end of the world as we know it, and Equius has a question. No, it has nothing to do with this Christmas nonsense, though Nepeta has already probably decorated the house and Black and Blue in festive Perigree's Eve and Christmas decorations to the point where he's a little nauseated but refraining from saying anything. What the travelers do to take their minds off the coming war so that they are rested and mentally prepared is their business.
No, this is an important question. One important enough to take time out of everyone's busy holiday schedule and discuss it right here and now. He wants answers, and so he's seated and brandishing a corn dog in one hand, an extremely serious look on his face.]
I would ask, humans, as this is purported to be a confection of your crafting, what the purpose of the naming conventions related to this object are. [He takes a bite, chews half as much as he should and swallows.] It is not that I find them distasteful. They are, to date, one of your better culinary creations to my think-pan. I do not, however, understand why you would call such a thing a ... what is it? Corn Dog.
This is not bark-beast meat. I have eaten bark-beast meat. It is much gamier than this. [Another bite. At least he isn't speaking with his mouth full.] And it is not what your species refers to as corn or maize. I think, perhaps, the meal used to create the breading is ground up from corn, but why not include the husk? It's perfectly good fiber.
And why would you fry a french man, and what does it have to do with potatoes? ... Thank you for your time.
[Inquiring minds want to know.]
No, this is an important question. One important enough to take time out of everyone's busy holiday schedule and discuss it right here and now. He wants answers, and so he's seated and brandishing a corn dog in one hand, an extremely serious look on his face.]
I would ask, humans, as this is purported to be a confection of your crafting, what the purpose of the naming conventions related to this object are. [He takes a bite, chews half as much as he should and swallows.] It is not that I find them distasteful. They are, to date, one of your better culinary creations to my think-pan. I do not, however, understand why you would call such a thing a ... what is it? Corn Dog.
This is not bark-beast meat. I have eaten bark-beast meat. It is much gamier than this. [Another bite. At least he isn't speaking with his mouth full.] And it is not what your species refers to as corn or maize. I think, perhaps, the meal used to create the breading is ground up from corn, but why not include the husk? It's perfectly good fiber.
And why would you fry a french man, and what does it have to do with potatoes? ... Thank you for your time.
[Inquiring minds want to know.]
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If ... I pull my punches, and if he is aware of what is happening first, I hope you would not disapprove too much?
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...they are called gloves?
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It isn't exactly every day one of them seems to provoke me knowing I might beat them up. As long as he's clear, it can't hurt too much, can it?
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Pity she did not remain... she was attractive... for a human.
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...this one also is behaving a little strangely.
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...purrhaps I should look for a partner for you instead!
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[This seems like a questionable idea, but in the end, it's her.]
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I won't!
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