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[ffuckoff]

Hey, guys, I got a few orders of business for you all.

First, I'm Fiona Gallagher. I'm the new secretary at the Albus Dumbledore Academy. Which I know doesn't sound the most exciting, but it means I'm the person you wanna go to for the little details and stuff. Like if your name's spelled wrong on your transcripts, or if you wanna switch courses? You wanna talk to me.

Also, if you wanna enroll, I can talk you through it. It's not a big thing, I mean, the credits don't exactly transfer. It's mostly for learning stuff if you want to. We've got all kinds of stuff, here, uh- [There's the sound of paper rustling; she's clearly looking over some sort of page:] Astronomy, alche- alchemy? [Whatever that is.] Self-defense, magic history, Egypt... Something about Egypt. Anyway, what I'm saying is, this isn't exactly public school.

And to anybody in the school, if you're a teacher or a student, it'd be great if you could introduce yourself and tell me what classes you're taking or teaching? I've got records, but I wouldn't mind doing a double check.

Anyway, second, anybody wanna haul some big a- [Don't swear!! Official work related network post, remember not to swear] some really big filing cabinets into the academy? I'll need 'em in the actual academy if they're gonna do us any good. Payment is traditional currency, you know, a six pack.

Okay, maybe a twelve pack in this weather.

And third, anybody wanna help teach me some of this magic crrrr-... this magic stuff? I have the plant power. I'll pay you.

[ooc lol i probably should have put this up earlier but this post is totally open to threadjacking if the need strikes o/]

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[Video]

[walks_the_earth]

I wouldn't mind helping out, but a twelve pack of what?

[Bottles will be a novelty to this guy.]

I've got the plant power myself, but I've only just started practicing with it. If you find a teacher, I'd like hearing about it.

[Video]

[ffuckoff]

[And so Fiona switches to video to be polite. She'd tried to avoid it, since she's wearing this monstrosity, but she's trying to be properly secretarial...]

Do they not have beer where you're from? Man, I've gotta surprise for you.

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[proudofwhatiam]

Egyptian history and culture, Miss Gallagher.

If you can advise any students under the age of fifteen that they'll need special dispensation to take that class, I'd appreciate it.

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[ffuckoff]

Oh right sorry. I wasn't sure I would pronounce 'Egyptology' right.

Sure thing. Is there anything I should warn people about?

voice;

[albuquerque]

[No video. He's getting sick of people laughing at him and his sweater.]

E-gyp-to-logy. [For goodness sake, Miss Gallagher, learn to at least pronounce the subjects correctly.]

As for help regarding moving the cabinets, Mr. Odair volunteered himself to help with building furniture; I assume that would extend to shifting furniture as well. I suggest contacting him and seeing if he's available to assist you.

Just a couple of questions, however: six- and twelve-packs of what?

private;

One last thing. I can assist you with your power.

voice;

[ffuckoff]

Egyptology, yeah. Sorry, that's not really something that comes up inna lot of my regular conversations.

Gotcha. We'll have a regular crew by the end of this.

[oh god maybe her world is special in it being the only world with beer] Uh, beer, I mean. I dunno how it works where you're from, but at home, that's what you pay people when they move furniture for you.

private.

--really? I mean- [God, he's hard to read. This is completely unexpected, and it throws her for a minute. But she's smiling. He's a real, professional teacher; if anyone should teach her, he's... probably a good candidate. There's a smile in her voice, and gratefulness:] Geeze, thanks. I, um- whenever you got time.

[frothing]

Don't you have to be born with magic or something? [ she's just basing this on the tele and books]

[ffuckoff]

I am nooot the person to ask for magic stuff. I can barely manage the powers we got here.

[Video]

[madcuriosity]

My name is Alice Liddell, Miss Gallagher, and I'm a student at the school. How do you do?

[Video]

[ffuckoff]

I do... good. Can you, uh, tell me which classes you're planning on taking?

[voice]

[needsnoheadsman]

I would help too, but--what do you mean by "six-pack"?

[voice]

[ffuckoff]

Of beer. It's what we put beer in, in my crazy upside-down world.

[Video]

[cursedtosleep]

My name is Aurora and I shall be attending Professor Snape's school.

[Video]

[ffuckoff]

Great. Could you tell me what classes you're gonna be in, Aurora?

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[itgirl]

[ well the points don't transfer but what else is to do here beside sit and ponder ways to save the world. Which Lydia does but can't do at all times. The key to not lose any sense of yourself is keeping yourself busy and while she'll never admit it, alchemy and astronomy sound interesting and self defense sounds like something she needed to take a long time ago. it'll be a sense of normalcy, however forced. ]

Talk me through.

[ hi fiona. ]

do we need to fill applications?

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[ffuckoff]

[Oh, cool. Fiona didn't think someone would actually want her help with this, but she's happy to try. She smiles up at the camera, and pulls some papers together-- someone's obviously at her work desk, despite being in a dumb sweater.]

Uh, yeah, technically, but I can just fill out one for you right now, if you want. [She holds up an application and a pen.]

[Video]

[lt_blade]

My name's Sonya Blade.

I'll be teaching mixed Martial Arts and basics of chemistry.

[Video]

[ffuckoff]

Nice to meet you, Ms Blade.

Okay, yeah, we got you down for that. Are there any accommodations you're still in, uh, need of?

[becauseichooseto]

Irving Braxiatel, teacher of drama.

[ffuckoff]

Yeah, we've got you in my files. There anything you need that you haven't got yet? Like, to teach the class.

voice

[doggedly]

Hello, Miss Gallagher, I'd like to enroll, please.

voice.

[ffuckoff]

Sure thing. D'you need help with signing up, or should I reserve an application for you?

Video

[bays]

Ya got a job? Ah, that's great. Next thing ya know, you'll be a barrister.

Video

[ffuckoff]

[Have a confused expression, Tom.] A barrister?

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[freezerburned]

we are literally free to do almost whatever we want here

and you want to make a school

text.

[ffuckoff]

im not making anybody do anything

you wanna go, you can go

you dont, dont

voice;

[gymnast]

[ Between going home, coming back with all her memories and having to break up with her boyfriend again, trying to get things sorted out, the whole thing with Isaac, and the earthquake? Allison sort of forgot about the school. It wasn't exactly at the top of her list of important things to worry about, so. But now that Fiona mentions it, she remembers that she had wanted to help out somehow and probably sign up for classes. ]

Is there a cut-off date for enrolling? [ Because she's not sure her mind's in it enough right now, but soon! ]

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[ffuckoff]

With people coming and going all the time, it'd be pretty sh- ridiculous to have one. I'm pretty sure the teachers'll let you in if you give them a head's up. Or I could, if you'd prefer.

[Video] late tag is laaate

[cyan_maid]

[Your attempt to censor yourself is duly noted and respected, ma'am.]

I'm in the school, Miss Gallagher! My name is Jane Crocker, and I'm taking some history courses - Asgardian and Egyptian.

[Video] pfft late tags are gr8.

[ffuckoff]

Oookay, yeah, looks like we got your files. [She marks them down and puts them in another file off-screen.] How, uh, how old're you? The Egyptian course has an age restriction.

voice;

[cerebral]

Fiona? [He figures that there can't be many running around Asgard and it sounds a lot like her.] I've been meaning to see how you were! [Unfortunately he's been busy recovering from the fallout from the attack and dealing with a friend returning home. But he sounds pleased to hear that everything is (hopefully) alright.]

It's Charles. Oh - I'm teaching philosophy and ethics. I'm afraid I don't know much about magic, but I used to help my friends manage their abilities back home and I've been helping them along here. If you can't find anyone else more suitable, I'll take a shot at it.

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[ffuckoff]

Oh, hey. [Fiona had been in a similar boat-- she'd contacted some people, but in the confusion, forgotten several people's names, which made getting in touch with them a... difficulty. But she remembers this guy's voice, and connects it easily with a trustworthy face, smiling gently amongst the chaos.] Yeah, we got you down for those. D'you need any supplies you haven't gotten, yet?

And I'd... appreciate that, actually. I dunno where to start with any of this, uh, stuff.

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[firstbeliever]

Jamie Bennett and I'm attending the school.

On Mondays I have hand-to-hand combat with Miss Romanov and weapons training with Dean. Tuesdays I have math with Miss Tardis, history of magic with Miss Granger, and herbology with Professor Snape. Wednesdays I have world history with Sandy, advanced literature with Mr. Graham. And on Thursdays I have science with Miss Blade.

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[ffuckoff]

[Well, aren't you the most prepared person Fiona's met yet. She squints at him through the camera.] Yeah, okay, I got all of that. You're- that's all of our self-defense courses. [And you're, like, six?]

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[sexyoldgirl]

Hello, Miss Gallagher.

I'm the TARDIS and I'll be teaching both the mathematics classes and the Italian.

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[ffuckoff]

[Oh, thank christ, that's how it's pronounced. She marks it down in her own personal notepad off to the side.] Um, so that's... is that 'Miss' or 'the' TARDIS?