[He straightens up, rubbing irritably at the shallow but plentiful scratches on his arms.] Then don't just stand there, pass them over here so we can empty them on him! ...Them! Whichever!
[The former might be a bit more difficult than the latter. From over here, some distance away, it's not even clear whether the suggestion of light grey on the floor underneath the swarming cats' paws is the partner they're looking for or just another clump of fur.]
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[The former might be a bit more difficult than the latter. From over here, some distance away, it's not even clear whether the suggestion of light grey on the floor underneath the swarming cats' paws is the partner they're looking for or just another clump of fur.]